By MakeMeASandwich - 10/06/2011 05:01 - United States
The Top
Remember One Direction stans?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Kegronauer - 23/08/2009 21:35 - United States
avidfmylife tells us more.
By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States
Let down
By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States
By awkwardparents - 06/08/2012 08:13 - United States - Burlingame
That one friend
By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States
By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States
Major annoyance
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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India
Kinky
By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States
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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States
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By trainE - 30/03/2009 02:08 - United States
Heftychonk
By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Classic blunder
By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States
Multitasking
By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Danny - 25/04/2011 13:07
By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States
Friends
By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States
By brerj09 - 27/07/2016 06:41 - United States
brerj09 tells us more.
Ok so I feel like I need to clarify a few things. I'm 21 and my husband is 27. We have been married less than a year. He has gone to the doctor about this before. His testosterone levels are within the normal range but just barely. He doesn't have ED. And it's not that I'm bad in bed... He has a very low sex drive. I have a normal sex drive. If he had his way we'd have sex like once a month. I'm not happy with that. Things were getting better but then he dropped this bomb on me last night. He isn't interesting in having sex and he's doesn't want to do anything to change that. And I'm abnormal because I want to have sex. We are going to be seeing a marriage counselor....
By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand
By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States
Time to leave
By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 10:49 - Egypt
By Kate - 29/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Concord
By T4K3R5 - 06/07/2009 08:11 - United States
T4K3R5 tells us more.
Okay im just going to say this now so everyone will get this. I have my OWN bank account that no one has access too accept me. I opened it when i was like 16 and got my first job. I saved the $4000 in a separate account that was in my moms name before i was 16, which i got just from mowing lawns and stuff. So Everyone stop saying "Well your dumb, that's your fault for letting your mom have access to your account". Also im not going to get into details, but it wasn't really my sisters fault, so i don't blame her. My sister and my mom have helped me out with a lot of things too.
By deku - 22/06/2015 22:34 - United States - San Francisco
deku tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! First, #14 you made me snort laughing!!! So more information, I know from an ultrasound done a few days before this that my body was trying to expell the iud. The on-call doc I talked to didn't like the amount I was suddenly bleeding and told me to go to the ER where they would most likely remove it. So yeah, I was pretty shocked when the ER doc said it wasn't there! They are certain that it's no longer in my body though and believe it came out during one of my bathroom visits the night before. And that actually makes sense to me because that's when the bleeding began and it's the only time I wouldn't have seen it. I'm doing a bit better, though I don't know what I'll do from here on out as I can't use hormonal birth control. ?
By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States
Keywords
haha the comments are all great. I'll clarify a couple things: 1) I accidentally left my stick-on bra cups in a main part of the house where he easily found them 2) I was embarrassed that he found them and that I caught him but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. It's "FML" because my dad was squishing my bras. It's "YDI" because I left them out where he found them. I decided it was better to not embarrass both of us by confronting him and explaining what they are, so I just pretended I didn't notice and left the room.