No joking please
By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:08 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:08 - United States
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By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon
Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.
By bummed - 10/01/2010 05:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 09:01 - United States - Cedar Park
By NykP - 02/10/2013 16:56 - United States - Mesa
Hi, I'm the OP. For one, I certainly do not have an IPhone, I have an old brick that doesn't have data. Secondly, I actually have my account set up so I cannot be over-drafted so all of the charges got declined and I have already shut down the card. Now my card was not actually stolen, they were just using the numbers. I asked the bank how they could have gotten those and they couldn't give me a definitive answer. They said it's as easy as your waitress could have copied the numbers and is using it online or something got hacked. Thirdly, I have no money because I am just a poor college student. I work two jobs but with the cost of school I have nothing left to keep in my account. I do not have a house, I am living in a little room at my grandparents. I do have a cat, but I buy large bags of food and it lasts him like three months. I do not have any children. I was certainly laughing at the stupid person who would try to steal from me.
By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas
Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
By madari - 21/10/2012 23:11 - Spain - Benalm?dena
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By ArmyIT - 05/11/2014 23:42 - Korea, Republic of
It's not like it's something I just decided was a symtom. It was my psychiatrists opinion/word that it was. They now want me to do further testing. its just disheartening to know that I could lose my job over this.
By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States
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By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco
Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.
By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom
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Hey everyone! I'm the OP! Didn't think my post would be this popular! I don't have an accent- I'm from SoCal, but I was in a crowded class so it was hard to hear, so she just repeated what she thought I said. I've been talking to her for a while, but I asked her if she was artistic because we were really bored in a 3 hour class, so drawing would've been a fun distraction (although I can't draw to save my life). When I told the story to a couple friends, they thought I said 'autistic' instead or 'artistic' as well, so I guess she wasn't the only one. Also- I've done a lot of work helping children with autism. I've never say 'autistic' because i believe in ability before disability (ie. Saying, "A boy with autism" is better to say than "an autistic boy"). I explained what I meant to say and she laughed, so the FML isn't THAT bad. :)