By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States
The Top
By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada
Good one, thanks
By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States
Bad boy
By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia
Asshat
By jayc80 - 20/05/2011 17:59 - Bermuda
By tammyg - 11/02/2010 18:42 - United States
By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States
Stressed out
By amy1023 - 26/11/2009 10:18 - United States
By noonotme - 05/09/2010 21:51 - United States
DELETE! DELETE!
By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble
By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States
Don't mention it
By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States
By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada
Cravings
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland
By NoCnNoJustice - 17/04/2015 13:49 - Australia - Brisbane
NoCnNoJustice tells us more.
By Dontworryaboutit - 28/12/2009 10:16 - United States
By HeyTherexxx - 21/04/2014 01:02 - United States - Diamond Bar
HeyTherexxx tells us more.
Unfortunately, seeing them was inevitable. I'm trying not to get involved, but needless to say, it's difficult. Apparently, my mother is going to tell my step-dad, but she's a liar sometimes. One step at a time, I suppose.
By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom
Roid rage incoming
By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada
Not in front of Him
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By KatzVKatz - 24/07/2015 21:51 - Slovenia - Novo Mesto
KatzVKatz tells us more.
Hey, I didn't think this would get published, but here it is! Now for some explanations: 1. I did watch Pokemon when I was younger and I liked it. When he dared me to name 10 first gen Pokemon I was sure I could do it ... Guess my memory is not that good, but I already know that :D 2. He did admit eventually that he was sorta kinda joking. I knew he couldn't be serious about dumping me, but he did take the joke a bit too far, like yelling at me and sulking for half an hour. 3. I do take interest in his interests, we talk a lot about the games he plays and the series he watches, and do a lot of stuff together. We do have a lot in common. It's just that where he likes Pokemon to the point of fangirling about it, I'm the same with Harry Potter and Dr. Who. 4. I asked him to name ten spells from Harry Potter and he couldn't do it, so I guess we're even! Ha! :D
Not so merry Christmas
By Holly Jolly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands
By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans
By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States
By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States
By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States
By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States
Absolute beginners
By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States
Keywords
You'd be right! I'll try and condense the story for you. So basically, I was playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (the game mentioned in my post) and my team was messing about and killing each other. In my frustration, I called the one who was the most annoying on my team a baked potato. It seems that he too must have been frustrated, because the next thing I know, he's called a vote to kick me from my team. Since I'm at the top of the leaderboard and I'm carrying my team (despite losing by a huge margin), I think to myself "Well, it's not like they're going to vote 'Yes', they need me on this team if we're ever going to win!" But, to my surprise, they all accepted the vote and I was kicked, consequently resulting in a 7 day ban from Competitive Matchmaking. Well, that's it! I hope this backstory behind it was sufficient.