By bluestripedsockm - 15/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco
The Top
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By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving
By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson
Bad sex
By wellfuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington
By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 01:50 - Canada - Cornwall
By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany
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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia
By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City
Baked
By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne
Freak out
By use your brain mother - 16/06/2015 05:47 - United States - Springville
By sorry... - 02/03/2015 16:31 - United States - Newark
By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 14:50 - Canada - Edmonton
By single and unbuggered - 31/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz
By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville
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Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart
By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 19:09 - United States - Tampa
By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston
By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo
By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star
By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa
Weird flex, but OK
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By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's
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OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
By callalilley - 10/04/2015 16:42 - United States - Sewell
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Hey guys! OP here! It stunk not going on vacation. From the beginning, we ALL thought we had to take the final. In the syllabus it said it was worth 30% of our grade. He's a new professor and this is a psychology class. I guess some type of experiment??? I was so mad, but I still have a 3.8 GPA to prove for it!!!
By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando
Dude, step up your game
By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette
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Hello all, OP here. This took place over a year ago, but this is the first time I'm comfortable about posting it. I met this guy through work (my first serious boyfriend) and had been dating for four months when he first mentioned the group and encouraged me to volunteer. I didn’t know his position in it until a year later, when this happens. The main group is small, most of whom are on the board and are close-knit friends. After a long meeting, six of us go out for drinks together. The others had broken off into their own conversations and I asked my then-boyfriend if he wanted to meet more of my friends, he ignores me, I ask him why he’s being grumpy, he says “We’re done” and walks away. (He told me later that he felt that conversation should’ve been had at a different time and he felt I was nagging him.) The other four tell me that “he’s only angry/drunk, he didn’t mean it, give him a couple weeks to cool off,”etc. and told me to go away since I was ruining their good time. My ex leaves the second his tab is paid. A female volunteer/friend pitied me enough to drive me home, since I lived the furthest out and drove alone. The next day at work, I get a text from him saying I’m "no longer welcome" at the group. I texted the others about this and all I get is “since he requested it, I have to honor it”. I get ahold of the chairman (who knew nothing about the ban) and he told me that he’d talk to his vice chair. Nothing follows. I wanted to do something more about it, but it wasn’t worth the headache. If anything I wanted to see if there was a legitimate reason or him being a spiteful dick. I want to say that this was a one-time reaction, but that’d be a lie. It was like I was dating a stereotypical pregnant woman. Now, I’m prepping for graduation from college and am working too much for me to consider dating someone now. It wouldn’t be fair to the guy I date.