Hots for therapist
By ouch - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Marys
By ouch - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Marys
By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse
By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington
By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha
By Great - 29/05/2015 12:13 - Canada - Toronto
By imma ture - 10/08/2015 17:04
By Ouch - 28/02/2015 02:25 - Hong Kong - Central District
By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth
By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar
By Lilo4life - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep
By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville
By TabbyCat87 - 09/04/2015 19:57 - United States - Arvada
By _Tater_Tot_ - 03/04/2015 16:39 - United States - Anniston
To answer some responses Im a girl and I don't put the parking brake on, my mom happens to somehow put it on whilst driving and she does not notice the light on the dashboard :/
By now what - 23/02/2015 23:52 - Canada
By Bunsostriker - 02/04/2015 18:47 - United States - Dearborn
By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill
By englishornah - 23/04/2015 02:53 - United States - Somerset
By princessrose - 09/07/2015 23:08 - United States - Shawnee
Hi. I'm so excited this got posted. This actually happened a couple months ago. It was my first time as Elsa. And my first time alone. Unfortunately the new wig we had ordered was not very good. (The old one was unusable) and the kids at the party were already doubtful. But when the other Elsa showed up with Anna the kids decided I was the fake one and started pulling at me. They didn't pull it all the way off but we're able to tell it was a wig. However the parents were totally understanding and helped me out. Saying I we were else's helpers just like Santa :) in the end I even got tipped. Its a story I tell people now as it is something that would only happen to me. (I have bad luck) Also To those saying I shouldn't do Elsa. I couldn't say no to the party as Elsa. I get paid $50 an hour. Would you say no to that?
By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown
By youdontknowmewhy - 29/06/2015 07:42 - United States - Keller
By smokecloud_ - 02/07/2015 06:40 - United States - Ashland
Squee I get my follow up badge!! OP here. :D I'm a server at a chain Italian restaurant that is NOT Olive Garden. There were two servers manning our patio with almost 20 tables, and one of those servers also had to come inside and make all of the alcoholic beverages for the entire patio. Me, being a bored inside server and a selfless team player, ran a couple salads out for the guy tending bar. They seemed annoyed when I walked up and complained that they'd asked for bread. I whisked away and brought back twice the amount of bread for a five top (they just looked the part) when the lady said "UGH!" and pointed to a gnat that had flown into her Caesar salad, on the side of the plate she had already cleared. "Oh no!" I exclaim. "That's terrrible, would you like me to take this back and have it remade?" She declined, and that's when she rather nastily said we should REALLY do something about the bugs. I just looked at her and said sorry, we're outside, there's not much I can do about it. I did tell a manager, and he talked to them, but I doubt they were satisfied by his pointing out that we don't have nets and waving his arms at these imaginary nets. :x Anyways, sorry for the novel, I've been waiting for this day far too long. Thank you FML community, and remember, don't forget to tip your server. :D
By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton
By Caroline1812 - 24/04/2015 23:58 - United States - Salt Lake City
By ifeelsoloved - 09/04/2015 06:25 - United States - Monroe
I didn't have enough room to tell the full story, but yeah... I'm pretty shy :/ I can talk to strangers and people fine and introduce myself to people, and I like to think I'm a nice person to be around, but I hate "inconvieniencing people" so I was scared to go over and ask if I could come too cause I thought my presence would make things awkward and ruin it for everyone... yeah. My parents got mad at me too when I told them, but I'm just really socially awkward so that happens a lot. Also, they're just a really close group of friends with all the same classes, etc and I'm just sort of that weird outlier lol. Most of the people in the group were acquiantances who I talked to occasionally but weren't very close to, though there were a couple of friends I was closer with a couple years ago when neither of us really had friends then I am now. And honestly, those "friends" definitely use me and take more than they give; they come to me for a shoulder to cry on and a secret-keeper to rant to but don't really talk to me otherwise... I'm the last resort :( I definitely recognize that they aren't he healthiest relationships, and I would disassociate myself from them altogether, but I honestly don't have anyone else ;-; Better to have half-friends than no one, reputation wise... Plus, I'm transferring to a new school this year so yay for fresh starts! I'm just staying optimistic that I'll find some... more faithful friends I guess. Thank you to the people who posted nice messages, I honestly needed that :)
By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville
By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble
By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom
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OP here. My insurance was liability only and I'm having trouble tracking down who lost the beam. Might have to eat the cost myself. Not fun but thankfully no one was injured!