By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States
The Top
Mystery
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Assface
By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States
By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States
News to me
By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 20:35 - United States
By Kat_Styles - 19/07/2013 08:51 - United States - Dearborn
Kat_Styles tells us more.
By evilmuffinlord - 18/06/2013 06:34 - United States - Houston
evilmuffinlord tells us more.
hello! OP here. Originally, I was very upset, I hadn't been home when it happened and when I came back I found out. I have since talked to my parents, and found out my mom was the one who did it, but she put the extra money back into my bank account. I do live with my parents until I go off to college. The Ipad was an overzealous purchase, and after messing with the tablet its not so bad. As for my brother, my dad sat him down and talked to him about how it was wrong to do that and he needs to earn stuff, etc etc etc. And his tablet will be returned. So I guess in a sense everything is ok now. xD I wasnt expecting to have this accepted, I didn't even have an account till this morning.
By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States
Thanks, son
By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada
By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson
By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States
Nice try
By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States
Thanks, I hate it
By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 02:34 - United States
By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo
By madiison09 - 01/04/2013 17:46 - United States
Slammer
By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan
By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States
Drip drip drip
By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States
Burglary [gone sexual]
By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States
There's a time and a place
By JSF1234 - 11/05/2009 17:07 - United States
By asthmasucks - 19/09/2009 07:47 - United States
By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
clodius_fml tells us more.
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States
By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon
lsababy tells us more.
I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.
BREAKING NEWS
By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora
By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States
Orders
By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside
By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem
By knowtoomuch - 22/05/2013 00:10 - United States - Aurora
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Hey, OP here. So as a quick update, there are several things I want to add. 1. My dentist was 65, very healthy, and his passing was very unfortunate. But now he's with his wife, who passed away from breast cancer about three years ago. 2. It says 'Employee' at the top because my mother was one of his dental hygienists, and I had worked for him as a secretary for a few months before he died. 3. The dental hygienists in the office obviously started CPR right away. They even shocked him twice, but he wasn't responding to anything. Paramedics took him away in an ambulance, but nothing they did was successful. It's quite ironic because my dentist always used to joke that he required his hygienists to have lots of CPR training, etc, because he was the one who was going to need it. We always thought he was kidding, but unfortunately, that was exactly what happened. 4. For those of you saying 'she deserved it' or 'why didn't she start CPR,' or 'her breath killed him lol,' understand a few things. One, I don't see how I deserved it, but that's your opinion. Two, I'm 19, I don't know how to perform CPR, and within a minute, there were three certified, trained, professionals tending to him. Three, even if it was possible to kill someone with your breath, my mom is a dental hygienist. My teeth are quite nice, if I do say so myself. Thanks for all your nice messages, and I hope you never have to experience something as terrible as I did.