Work: Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard...

By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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By bleredoshia - 08/04/2010 04:27 - New Zealand

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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Evil always wins

By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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hidinginthesky 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

smart kid :)

pertained 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:54

hey, dyslexics are teeple poo.

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grant1023 5

Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 15 July 2011 1:25

Christian. -__-

hidinginthesky 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:31

learn to read.....

Athoritaahhh 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:32

You sir are a fail. And I've come to a conclusion that you might be mildly retarded or have dyslexia.

Idonebeenhad 17

Friday 15 July 2011 1:33

LYSDECIX OF TEH WLORD UNTIE!!

worldcupcheer17 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:35

at least as a Christian he believes in hell!

changetheworld 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:39

YDI for attending a Christian camp.

YourEvilHero 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:44

people need to stop being so uptight religion

pertained 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:54

hey, dyslexics are teeple poo.

2ndSucks 15

Friday 15 July 2011 1:59

There's nothing wrong with attending a christian summer camp, op can believe whatever he wants. I'm not gonna lie though, it was a pretty great comeback. :)

grant1023 5

Friday 15 July 2011 2:15

I can't belive I miss red that lol

Susieee_Q 9

Friday 15 July 2011 2:21

A dyslexic Christian believes in Dog.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

Just tell him to gtfo.

OWNZ 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:42

ahh... kids these days!

Slim2306 10

Friday 15 July 2011 2:15

He can't. Jesus wouldn't say gtfo. That would just be hypocritical... which I'm also pretty sure Christians frown upon lol.

hidinginthesky 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

smart kid :)

flavboarder 9

Friday 15 July 2011 1:27

i agree

oooCANDLEMANooo 2

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

....one of the many reasons people leave the church, dogmatic and patronising garbage like this.

spartan522114 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:29

You can't swear at any normal summer camp you incompetent fucktard.

imaberry95 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:36

YEAH FUCKTARD

OkayImSorry 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:41

I swore at my summervamps. **** religion.

spartan522114 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:45

One. You did, everyone did, you are still not allowed. Second, your profile says "things I love:... all religions even though I don't believe." Now you say "**** religion." You are a hypocrite and everything you say is invalid. Proceed to hang yourself now.

hiyourcute 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:45

I agree. I'm not against telling the kid not to swear, but if OP got off his high horse for 2 seconds and said something less patronizing, he might have gotten better results.

OkayImSorry 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:08

Hell, tell you what. How about you get your little bitch ass over to my place and you can try to make me hang myself. I will rock your pussy ass. I've said "**** women" before but do I love girls? Your damn right I do. What I say and what I feel are two different things. Don't try to call me a hypocrite over the internet you little punk bitch.

spartan522114 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:13

By definition saying different things from what you feel is being a hypocrite. Also, how nice of you to threaten to beat me up. I guess you gotta make up for your lack of intellect and self admitted small penis. Maybe if you wanted to be taken seriously you'd think about what you say. But I guess that's not cool.