By lpspann87 - 24/09/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
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bfsd42 20

Shove a cork up his ass.

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Streeet_hayley 6

Im sure its gonna stop once he ends up in the hospital.

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ryanp97 6

stop replying to the first comment... asshat

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JojoChuo 8

1's post reminds me of South Park (one of the episodes haha!)

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imthatguythatdid 0

Well thats how he likes it i guess.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

9: Go hump a cactus, bastard.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#9 You sound like a complete 8 year old when someone cuts in line for lunchtime. Let me guess, you wanted to be first, but instead someone beats you and you write this, " oh wah, I wanted to be first, but someone beat me, now I will complain, WAAAAAHHHHH". Baby want a bottle, a BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!?!?!

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justalilrandom2 4

49, you seem to have missed it completely. 9 is complaining that someone keeps replying with an irrelevant comment to the first comment.

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NavySEAL13 0

Op you must yell at him this stop eating shit you jelly belly shity titty fat ****

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btnhdude 0

MissBunny Lend him your left leg! ... Sorry i wanted to say it.

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btnhdude 0

I apologize, i was just teasing you

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Yay! A "shitty" comment finally got thumbs up :D

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monkeys1315 0

He's gonna die eventually

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fanceh 10

He'll kill himself by the end of the month, no biggy.

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cali_dude 5

Sucks how it's a daily thing for him.

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SirObvious 1

Step1: Buy two large chocolate shakes Step2: Buy nose plugs Step3: Insert nose plugs Step4: Give Him the shakes Step5: Lock the bathroom door Step6: Watch the fireworks Step7: He's fired Step8: janitors hate life Step9: YOU WIN!

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chell1894 13

Seriously, what a moron.

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abbyelizabeth 9

Whataburger will do that to a person. He should try a healthier place like good ol Mcdonalds.

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IscoreOnU 19

Does no one else realize there's NO ******* Whataburgers in Florida....

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fmlallthetyme 23

170 - Yes there are. Maybe not by you, but there are multiple Whataburgers in Florida. If you don't believe me, check the Store Locator.

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killtin 2

Your stupid we have 4 near where I live in Florida

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hiyourcute 0

What the hell is whataburger? Is it like the east coast's in n out?

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rallets 22

i looked at their website, theres like 500 whattaburgers in florida i messaged him the link, so thats probably why no one else realized that

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bfsd42 20

Shove a cork up his ass.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

But, then he'll just vomit shit instead of ... Shit shit...

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yankfan89 27

That would be a fun experience to have to cork him

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saIty 17

And patiently wait for him to explode.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

I read "cork" as something else lol

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btnhdude 0

Nope, you're just reading '****' as 'cork'. Im purrrty sure of it.

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MagicallyFat 12

Perhaps you should shove that cork down his throat so he doesn't eat as much. Do me next

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SarahSehhati 40

They make little tablets you chew before you eat dairy so you can avoid all of this..... lol

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smurfsarwales 9

if you can't beat them join them. communal dump?

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jefffluffingham 5

no, if you cant beat them, use a sword. seriously, tell his doctor and family.

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pedosmurf 7

Can't blame him whataburger is the shit!

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Why? Is OP Bear Grylls? I apologize for the spelling if it's wrong, I'm too much of a lazy bastard to google it.

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bfsd42 20

Bastard? Is your profile a lie?

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joey1314 5

Hey 52 I we don't need to know your personal life. So please talk about you having no parents

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slushpup9696 12

I liked her description. *shrugs* Her huge amount of swagger followed by huge amount of intelligence made me click on her profile. Now I know she hates and loves stupid people.

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leila131 0

Lol wow!!:-)aahhhahahaha!!! Ok im under control....ahahahaha i like what one guy said . Shove the damn cork up his ass or tell him there is a pakage in the bath room, then when he goes in lock him in......DENIY EVERYTHING!!!!!;)

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upyourzlolz 11

And this is why people sterotype Americans for being fat.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Well it's more of a statistic...

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lovexbox 8

I find this hilarious when people say Americans are the "fat" ones although Canadian McDonalds' have Double Big Macs.

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robertlovespi 3

A double big Mac on a menu doesn't make Canadians fatter. If it does, I would like to see some evidence to back that up lady.

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hellokittay 5

Every country has fat people in it, not just the United States and Canada.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Yes, 141, but America was just this year knocked off the top spot for Fattest Country in the World and not because Americans slimmed down, but because the rest of the world is catching up on the pounds.

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angela3222 0

It ticks me off because I know more people who are anorexic or bulimic then fat people... Personally I think being anorexic is worse then being fat... But we all have our opinions.

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evilplatypus 38

I think being obese is worse. At least anorexics aren't using up valuable resources. And it pisses me off big time that fat-asses are making a "life-choice" or a "personal decision," whereas anorexics 'must have something going horribly wrong in their mind'.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

173 Health wise, being thinner is better than being fatter. I'm not talking about extremes, just slightly over vs. slightly under. I'm also not talking about what's "attractive" or what's "acceptable" or what's politically correct. You might be biased because you know more people who are anorexic/bulimic than obese, but please remember that all three are eating disorders, albeit at different ends of the spectrum. 177, I can see your point, but obesity is as much of a choice as anorexia/bulimia. It's mostly a psychological issue. Different people have different ways of dealing with stress and emotions. I'm sympathetic towards those with weight issues, but by no means should we pretend it's okay to be obese.

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a_nutritionist 10

@173 you must move in odd crowds. clearly the focus will be on the more prominent issue, which is overweight and not anorexia. or perhaps you confuse slim with anorexic.

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