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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By aloneagainnaturally - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Denmark - Søborg

Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:42

Your research into hypnosis was a success!

oh_your_god 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:42

Your research into hypnosis was a success!

Epic_Fail911 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

maybe he was dead

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:15

now cue all the "YDI for trying hard in school" comments

enonymous 8

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:16

This FML and your project was better than what I usually do. Normally I have to go to a local dairy farm and get some fresh squeezed warm milk to fall asleep. That and Penny singing "Soft Kitty"

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:33

Should of done a diorama. Because dioramas kick ass!

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:57

7- Lol. Wtf?

ShakeMeDown 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:24

OMG, there is a period after FML!

satph 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:32

45- omg you picked up on it too!! YAY

Mr_Alarm 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 15:48

No 45, there is neither a bleeding ****** nor an amount of time after the "FML". That's a full stop.

Yousuck24 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

Was your research project about how to put something to sleep?

MindFreakazoid 10

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:40

It's awesome that you say 'someTHING'

i_iz_awesome 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:43

Who knows you might get a better grade even if you're project sucked?

ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

*yawn*

oh_your_god 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.

Pslcybn5 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Maybe you tried too hard and went a little in depth...

thantomaniac 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:16

We need to go deeper.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:21

Napception.

asselhoff 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:50

Does that mean you get an A?

tylersign 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:50

Your teacher might have had a damn rough night! With all those drunken parties and all that the teachers have! xD

ericwashere 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:51

Throw a red bull at her! ( not the drink a bull thats red)

amazinglyHappy 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:51

And that's why we don't put effort in. :D

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