Work: Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy...

By jigglypuff100 - 20/12/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

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By DuhSteven - 06/06/2012 17:04 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had my first ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML

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By Thanks - 27/11/2009 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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By FenRackety - 10/05/2013 12:37 - Canada

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 08:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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By ILoveAnimals - 11/06/2012 07:14 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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flockz 19

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:22

the warthog is just marking his next mate.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:36

Eye-candy. ._.

Comments

flockz 19

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:22

the warthog is just marking his next mate.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:33

The new "*********** ****" exhibit at the zoo is coming into fruition?

flockz 19

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:47

since when do we need an exhibit?

chlorinegreen 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:55

You should of know that if the kid has no problem throwing things at a warthog he probably doesn't care what you think either. By the way what's a warthog?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:58

So that you can legally show that stuff off in public without looking at a computer screen. Well, you do need to fend off those angry protesters in the distance... cholrinegreen: a warthog is a wild pig.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:02

*chlorinegreen Oh **** me, I misspelled your name...

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 14:07

You all are ******* sick and disgusting. I like it...

chlorinegreen 27

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:09

24- happens to the best of us 47- okay total dumb moment I really read that wrong. I was reading it like warth-og. Teaches me to read at like 4 in the morning. I feel really stupid now...

ledstratdak 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:40

22- it's a vehicle in halo

Nadeslos 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:13

A pig with tusks found in the wild

koolkat27 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:36

50- are you in a tanning bed?

uniongirl02 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:51

Warthog. Such a funny word.

CABOOSE8563 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:24

Hey, a free lollipop!

yumlicious 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:26

I personally would be more exited about the Warthog piss.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:48

^^ I'm going to have nightmares about what you just said there. :( Realized what you have just done...

xGraycloud 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:50

18, I don't think Caboose was trying to make a sexual reference... She was hit by a REAL lollipop, therefore free lollipop. No need to have a nightmare over that...