By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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eyecon502 13

So she was talking out her ass?

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Rddvl 11

Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.

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Icecream93 4

Because its possible.

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

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Icecream93 4

When was the last time you saw any positivity in your existance?

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

I see positivity every day. It's no skin off my back if my comment gets buried. It irks me when people can't type a simple sentence. If it's a meme, you have my most sincere apologies. Otherwise, it lacks the most vital parts of a sentence.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

12 You have created a new breed of the grammar army; the furious Grammar Troll! Powerful enough to deal 50% more douchbaggery than the average grammar nazi.

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

20- I giggled at your comment. My delivery was terrible. I just got home from a 12 hour shift as a sales associate, so pardon my annoyance. I'm taking my frustration out on the wrong people. I need to start punching old ladies in the checkout line.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

39 - Lets say there's this person who was a jackass and acted like a jerk at his work. Than he realized that he wasn't treating people right and apologized and changed over time. So you're basically saying you wouldn't like him anymore because he learned from his mistake and apologized and became a better person?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Yep I did.. Be free to thumbs down my other comment lol.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Internet Spaceship MMO? What is its name, I must investigate.

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chimocho 8

All I can think of is Starcraft. But not sure if that's what she was referring to.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

69 The only one I can think of is eve online. ^Starcraft is an RTS not mmo... God I'm such a nerd:p

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DocBasterdwanabe 4

If there's an ass to be grabbed, there's a bitch to be stabbed! speaking of which, "honey come here!"

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FiestaInMyPants 8

1 and 78, you mean contraction. "It's" is a contraction. >.< Hypocrisy gets us nowhere, so let's not assume we're gods of English, and instead let's remember that FML is not a school and you're not a teacher.

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Eiregal2 10

About the starship game thing. Maybe star trek online?

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Shootermtd25 7

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GO WAH WAH UT GRAMMAR SHOULD BE IT'S NOT ITS. OR THATS A SENTENCE FRAGMENT STFU WHAT ARE U A GRAMMAR TEACHER. THIS IS NOT AN ESSAY IT'S FRIKIN FML

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Kelsarella 1

Razzle, what's your FB? I'm from Canada too and would love to hear more about your directing.

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IamSharkWeek 0

well that stinks

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shanemaximo 7

That probably pissed her off so much more. Especially if she got mud-butt from it.

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theHIGHroad2 5

Nothing makes me happier than when my name is called with farting sounds :D

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Jamialia 5

I read the FML as 'that she farted in my coffee.' Gross in both cases.

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Rddvl 11

Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.

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ydi_4_suking 20

I like to imagine the fart being all squeaky and long

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iMightBeYourDad 4

Throw a rock at her.

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traze 7

Where would you get a rock in a office?! A chair would be more appropriate.

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iMightBeYourDad 4

I was kidding. .___.

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linkinpark98 23

I hope you had some matches nearby. :s

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NeDaroft 5

Which was worse , the scolding or the fart ?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

It would've been worse if she sharted.

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