By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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peanuts363 12

maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid

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SkoomaKi 27

That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

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GemmaStyles 14

Karma for what? Laughing at himself for cutting his arm?

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ColdplaySucks 18

You cut your arm, FYL... Op needs to put on his big boy boxers and quit bitching.

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menacingsprite 3

Wow.. Someone needs to learn what Karma means.

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ygdrassil 17

I think he means karma for something else before the FML that we don't know about.

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Keliosan 6

8- He didn't bitch about anything...he laughed off the cut on his arm and was just looking to over it with a band aid... As tough as you think you are open wounds don't make you a man. So save that bullshit for your most likely douchey friends.

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DreBeezy 9

Sweet, sweet irony. Playing the cruelest of jokes since the universe began.

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ColdplaySucks 18

If a bandaid was all it took, why is this an FML?

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tylerbro 3

I thought this was a place people told about how their life was ruined, not somewhere to whine about a small scratch on your arm. Go cry to your mom

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patrickalamo 47

I think (for the most part) a requirement for the first comment must be useless or moronic. Congratulations, #1 you got them both.

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larouche362 10

No not really he wasnt gonna knife it or something its just bad luck

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MagicGiraffe 12

Irony, the original troll.

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Meettitan 14

This calls for workers comp and. lawsuit...

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Meettitan 14

and a lawsuit*, sometimes using a softkeyboard is painful. T.T

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robinhood007 9

More like sucks to be you. I'd figure with joker in your name you could come up with a funny comment for the rest of us to read and enjoy, guess not.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Failed attempt at first comment.

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robinhood007 9

40 - so glad you picked up on that.

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gmc_blossom 21

No, no. I'm sure it is amazing being him. Really.

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peanuts363 12

maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid

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miniluda12 12

There was one?

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mitmtl 0

You mean there was one guy or one bandaid?

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gntfmlingnow 12

You should probably ask someone about that, those things are supposed to be filled at all times unless in use. Other than that, lady luck can be a bitch sometimes

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Mikeskinner 7

Guys and Dolls term? X)

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

Then you probably weren't the first to do that ._. It's okay OP, you're not alone.

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uberdubers 3

I highly doubt that exact situation happened to someone previously.

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robinhood007 9

Why not? If it happened to OP it could happen to someone else. Who knows though, I definitely don't and I doubt you do either.

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mattorama 15

OBVIOUSLY he wasn't the first to do that, or it wouldn't have been empty...

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MeLikesDigBicks 5

This is why first aid kits should be kept on shelves.

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42istheanswer 27

I've been to a lot of workplaces where there are no shelves for them, so they put them on posts, where they end up sticking out.

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evilplatypus 38

Both factories I've worked in kept them all mounted on the wall do that they're readily visible and can't get misplaced. If you just keep it on a shelf, people don't put them back all the time.

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unknown_user5566 26

Now you know you should probably give yourself more than a few inches of distance between yourself and the wall when walking. Lesson learned.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Not bouncing off of doorframes and walls is hard for me. It's like I don't know how much space I take up. I feel OP's pain.

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surrounded_fml 6

Sounds like the first aid kit was more of a safety hazard than it was a safety kit

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SkoomaKi 27

That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

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P374RD3D 9

Judging by the wording of the FML, I think it's safe to assume that it's a small cut. You don't need to tear your shirt for a small cut.

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robinhood007 9

Judging by the entire comment, I'm going to assume they were joking.

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BradTheBrony 19

Why do you have to comment at all?

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SkoomaKi 27

Swearing makes it seem more commanding. I mean to cause no offense #89.

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