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Karma??
No. Irony.
You cut your arm, FYL... Op needs to put on his big boy boxers and quit bitching.
Wow.. Someone needs to learn what Karma means.
I think he means karma for something else before the FML that we don't know about.
If a bandaid was all it took, why is this an FML?
I thought this was a place people told about how their life was ruined, not somewhere to whine about a small scratch on your arm. Go cry to your mom
I think (for the most part) a requirement for the first comment must be useless or moronic. Congratulations, #1 you got them both.
No not really he wasnt gonna knife it or something its just bad luck
This calls for workers comp and. lawsuit...
and a lawsuit*, sometimes using a softkeyboard is painful. T.T
sucks to be you
You are brutally honest, indeed.
maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
You mean there was one guy or one bandaid?
42- there can be only one!
You should probably ask someone about that, those things are supposed to be filled at all times unless in use. Other than that, lady luck can be a bitch sometimes
Then you probably weren't the first to do that ._. It's okay OP, you're not alone.
I highly doubt that exact situation happened to someone previously.
OBVIOUSLY he wasn't the first to do that, or it wouldn't have been empty...
Your fault completely cretin.
I've been to a lot of workplaces where there are no shelves for them, so they put them on posts, where they end up sticking out.
Both factories I've worked in kept them all mounted on the wall do that they're readily visible and can't get misplaced. If you just keep it on a shelf, people don't put them back all the time.
Now you know you should probably give yourself more than a few inches of distance between yourself and the wall when walking. Lesson learned.
Same!
Sounds like the first aid kit was more of a safety hazard than it was a safety kit
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.
Judging by the wording of the FML, I think it's safe to assume that it's a small cut. You don't need to tear your shirt for a small cut.
Do you have to swear so much?
Swearing makes it seem more commanding. I mean to cause no offense #89.
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maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid
That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.