Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

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Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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BigMatt803 18

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

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BigMatt803 18

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

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NickaPLZ 26

Maybe he doesn't. Liars are everywhere.

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karpoi 11

Maybe he did get laid.... by his hand. Just twisting the truth.

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cieloalicia 16

Oh, there are very dumb and desperate girls.. There are.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm picturing him with a sock puppet.

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Theclarksondales 8

This has rape written all over it, OP should watch out

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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

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CheeseHater 23

I agree, jesus was a creep. But for real though, might be the creepiest thing I've heard all week.

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QuinnyZebrass 11

I finally told my manager about him. This isn't the first time something like that has happened. He constantly walks by and "accidentally" touches my butt, and I feel uncomfortable with him even just looking at me. I barely just turned 18 and he's almost 20 years older than me so hopefully he will get fired. :] Damn creeper.

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mattlw 25

"Accidentally" run into his balls with a pair of scissors the next time he "accidentally" touches your rear end. That will probably take care of the personal space issue!

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interesting33 36

That is sexual harassment - if nothing happens - you can report it to the police I would imagine.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Ok that is really creepy! Is he at least attractive?

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taterrtots 25

if he's a huge creep why would it even matter if he was attractive or not...

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missymay993 11

Twilight series. For example, because Edward is "attractive" it's not creepy that he watches Bella sleep every night.

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BlueFlatts 20

OP said the creeper is over twice her age. I think for many of us that answers the question. Btw, what creepee is ever attracted to their creeper?!?

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Invasion976 6

And Edward is 3x the age of Bella (or more).

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shitsville 13

How are there no "you deserved it votes"?! I thought the arsehole trolls were pretty quick, but seriously, FYL...

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perdix 29

Are you Steve Martin?

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Chucklikesbacon 12

This made me laugh. Well played!

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bamagrl410 31

Dammit you beat me to it! I guess this one was just asking for it.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Yeesh, that is creepy! The fact that he told you about it makes the whole thing even worse!

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shitsville 13

How does a top comment have negative votes???

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

How thoughtful! He must always think of you during his cherished moments.

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Harpy20 24

Letting his Palm Pilot take the joystick.

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appelflap 22

Report him, that is way TMI. Keep a water spray bottle with you and spray him when he gets near, that's what I do if my cats or dog misbehave.

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Mandybruin 15

LOL! That visual made me laugh. *Spritz* "NO! Bad coworker bad!" *Spritz spritz* ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

as he's humping her leg

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appelflap 22

If it doesn't scare him away at least he cools down a bit ;)

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andiw 6

Lmao! Laughed. So. Hard!

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