Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Spicy
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 877
You deserved it 3 425

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

Comments

Interesting tactic he's using. I'm guessing you feel flattered? FYL

Damian95 16

"That's funny cause I was thinking bout calling the cops later, maybe ill use your name."

How is this a FML?? Tell her you're locked, loaded and ready to make her scream your name! Unless she had level 4 or higher crazy eyes. That's kinda the no fly zone.

Cluricaun 5

Probably has a blow up doll with your picture taped to the face, seriously creepy.. FYL

chlorinegreen 27

I don't think slapping him is the answer. Violence will get you fired. Just report the guy if its that bad op or you could tell him that's inappropriate and if he doesn't stop you're going to have to report him. At least you would have given some warning he may think he's not doing anything wrong.

icepick23 12
TVKill3r 15

Nobody deserves that level of creepy just for being good looking.