Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

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Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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BigMatt803 18

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

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gh0sthunter 6

This is where you say: oh what a coincidence I almost referred to my bowel movement last night as you.

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0h_Boy 26

"That's so funny! Yesterday, I was filling out a sexual harassment form, and I almost wrote YOUR name! What are the odds?"

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septemberpeaches 8

Hmm I thought blow-up dolls already came named....

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woiz 11

what's in the name ? the guy is having fantasy about u ...

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Ashamed_Sister 60

One positive vote just to make you happy.

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pattayarick 8

Tell your supervisor. Then tell husband/boyfriend. If you were my wife, I'd beat the living shit out if him.

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Carlitosfmc 18

That's the worst declaration I have ever heard

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sikunt89_fml 16

Ha.. that would actually make me laugh if someone said that to me. Depends what tone he said it in, maybe he was aiming for romantic not creepy

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1crabbygirl 10

...and we just found the girl that would sleep with that guy.

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jem970 19

When did it become considered romantic if someone said your name in bed while he was ******* someone else? Nope. You don't walk up and say that to someone, it's CREEPY.

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The_Thinker 18

"Oh, really? That's funny. I saw a huge pile of shit across the road yesterday and I almost called YOUR name! Coincidence, eh?"

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

And the creepiness level has risen

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