By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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MomentoMori 23

Your boss needs to take a chill pill. No worries, keep smiling! Good luck to you :)

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HowieDoIt 21

Just smile really creepily and say, "May I take your hat, sir?"

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MomentoMori 23

Your boss needs to take a chill pill. No worries, keep smiling! Good luck to you :)

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thatADHDdude 21

Well, smile the right way OP! jk keep smiling and fyl

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ChristianH39 30

Her boss definitely has a bug up their ass. This is why I'm glad I work at a paintball field, just keep my mask on and I don't have to worry about it!

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xx000o 27

Sounds like it's that time of the month for your boss.

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Traitoro 9

68, I've known a few guys who seem to go on the "dude rag".

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expectcriticism 13

stop making a big deal out of gender jeez. it was funny and relevant just leave it at that

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Rinelric1998 9

Your boss is an ass, hope you manage to get rid of her!

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

#34, While he did assume the gender, I doubt you would have commented if he had used the pronoun "him."

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zaise_chsa 19

#36 if I could thumb up your comment more than once I would

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OctoDope 15

#36 That is so true. Whenever an assumption is made that it is a woman we start a gender war but if they assume its a male then its peace and quiet.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Can we focus less on the gender of the boss and more on getting rid of part? What are we talking here, Sniper? Poison? Stabbing? Woodchipper? So many alternatives, we need details here.

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dachayke 16

36, 34, 39, that's because it's grammatically correct. If there are some men and some women in a room, it's masculine.

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Sly35_fml 4

Comment brought back great memories of the Sandlot :)

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Goblin182 26

That was Smalls. But I got the reference. Loved that movie too.

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cryssycakesx3 22

instead of getting mad make sure your room smells nice!

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beaverteaser 16

how do you smile wrong

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applebramble 22

Perhaps the customer had bad breath and OP was finding it hard to give her a straight smile.

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skychu 18

Do you watch Big Bang Theory? When Sheldon was asked to smile for Raj getting put on a magazine cover "We're here to congratulate Raj, not kill the batman"

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shortysgirl 3

or Sheldon's koala smile that he tried to use on Amy.

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aseaessadfasdfasdfasdfassdfsa 3

That sucks OP, either ask him what's wrong with what you're doing or just try to smile better when he's around.

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Shadowsofthedead 10

As a salesman, especially a car salesman, your smile must exert a physically repressive force on the customer that makes them feel uncomfortable and helpless. This makes it easier to make sales and become successful in your field.

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permaband_usr 14

Damn, I was going to suggest that. Op, next time just smile as wide as you can and ask him/her "Why so serious?"

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kaffeeine 14

you don't deserve that kind of verbal abuse op!!

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shivamtrivedi 24

You should learn how to smile from Sheldon Cooper. He's put there to kill batman!

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