By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
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Capitan 15

Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.

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JustinKirby 20

Urine luck if nobody finds our about it.

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NeatNit 32

Yeah, just don't spill to your friends about what happened and you'll be fine.

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thefastnfuryass 14

Sounds like a piss in the pants good time!

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viva_la_blondes 15

OP should make a song about it. I'd definitely download the M PEE 3

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Godsofdracos 15

43... No, just no. That doesn't even make sense.

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Marley_000 14

How easy is it to spill a cup of your own piss, though?

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Kergami 18

Easy enough when you aren't paying attention.

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ItsATwinThing 9

How did you end up spilling it over yourself OP?

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glabberfasted 16

How does anyone spill anything on themselves? It's an accident. Although, speaking as someone who deals with patients' urine samples on a daily basis for work, I know first hand just how utterly unstable those cups are. Half of the time the cap doesn't even seal properly.

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GuiLD15 7

...that second part of your comment really should have been your only reply, urine nurse. Especially if you knew the answer -.-

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MrSassypants 32

And no part of your comment should have been your reply.

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addictedtosorrow 12

Your username matches your reply so well #37.

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Capitan 15

Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.

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bazoo42 25

My cup luckily spilled on the floor. I had set it on the back of the toilet which, I soon discovered, was sloped.

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purebliss_fml 19

very embarrassing situation OP. At least you (hopefully) won't see those people ever again

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Octwo 16

I just keep wondering how they think they have a right to be disgusted. He's the one covered in urine. If anyone gets to be disgusted, it's him.

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jsp16 24

I had to look twice at "disgusted looking people" because I read it as "disgusting looking people."

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radrahrachel 7

All that while covered in piss? Now that sucks.

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cosmicriver 17

I feel your pain, my friend. I have done that myself. I have another drug test story, but I think I may attempt posting it. A hilariously embarrassing story for another time.

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Wizardo 33

Urethra be covered in piss than fail the test, in the end no one is gonna keep tract of this event anyway.

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syki 22

I know your intentions were good and you just wanted to kid me, but most of those would be rather a stretch to even the most generous reader. That's quite enough, Random Online Noob. (Or "That's 'nuff, RON.") - Sincerely, The Anti-Pun League

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syki 22

PS: I'm not actually as pissed as I think I might seem—oh no! I've been corrupted! PPS: It occurred to me that people might not get the last one. It's nephron. I need sleep.

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babygurll19 10

#8, good try... it would've made more sense if you put "or" because you're trying to point out an "either-or" situation.

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Jellybellybeanz 22

My brother dropped his cup filled with pee in the toilet and spilled it all. Then he had to drink a whole bunch as well lol but that's pretty embarrassing OP. FYL

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ravens4life 12

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

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Jellybellybeanz 22

Yah cuz you've never dropped anything. Shut up

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Spinofanatic 5

Your bother had to drink pee? Disgusting.

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712sash 26

Well, accidents happen. Hope you get the job at least :)

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j80 2

A room full of disgusting people? Says the person covered in piss...

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Pussycat86 18

Disgusted people not disgusting people!

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krysbell 7

"Disgusted-looking people" because he was covered in piss.. Not disgusting people.

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j80 2

You're right! My bad, I can't read :( Now I'm "that guy"

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t1tzRw1n 8

He said disgusted-looking... As in they seemed grossed out.

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