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By Thisismylife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 711
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Top comments

lexiieeex3 32

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

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unidentifieduser 23

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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unidentifieduser 23

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

Pizza is love, Pizza is life it's always worth passing out over.

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Brightbulb 39

I concur #1, I will never stop eating my pizza, even though it fights the entire way. Pizza is love and life all rolled into one yummy dough.

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Queen_bee1234 21

Am I the only one who doesn't like pizza?

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randomname98 22

I once had a pizza with lots of peppers on it, and ate half the thing myself in one sitting. I still have no regrets, even though I got quite the case of the squirts later on. It was some damn good pizza!

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arachnophile 13

One of the best things about pizza is that it's an edible plate AND you can have pretty much all food groups in a single dish. Pizza, is there anything you CAN'T do?

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usaidwhat82 21

People disappoint, pizza is eternal.

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Ashd09 30

no you are not #22. I absolutely hate pizza

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pandalover69 26

@22, 26, & 36, you say you don't like pizza but you just haven't found the perfect pizza for you yet. There are so many different kinds of pizzas now that there is probably one for you out there somewhere, you just have to actually look for it but I get the feeling you guys won't do that.

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chillandfun 12

That pizza might be worth dying for. I'd have to try some though.

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BShek 12

What do you work as? Like, it would be much worse if you're a dietician or something...

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Soviet_American 29

She was not worthy enough to eat the pizza. The pizza did not accept her, but yet she ate. OP learned her lesson this time!

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ThatTennisKid14 13

I feel like correct grammar and spelling would have been very beneficial to this comment...

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lexiieeex3 32

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

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Croooow 11

Stupid. Not that I think you are, but you said to. :D

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badluckalex 23

some things are best kept to yourself bud

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cakefete2 30

If it's that bad that it knocks you out, then your next pizza better come topped with Tums.

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