By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
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Econforthwin 15

While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.

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Noah197099 17

"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.

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Econforthwin 15

While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.

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hugozac88 22

Lol I've never heard that before

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I prefer dunderfuck but chucklefuck is funny too

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ILookAtFMLs 13

**** juggling thunder **** is the most creative insult I've heard

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FoxHunt9119 19

A friend of mine came up with one... Pony pumping cum dumpster

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Akoni 18

I'm guessing she didn't leave a tip...

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doctorhook86 24

#21: No, but that never seems to stop the debit machine from asking me for one whenever I pay with my card.

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iShanny 13

In all my 25 years of life, I have never seen a debit card machine that asks for a tip. Where exactly do you shop?

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Dillyduzit 23

I'm sorry, OP. You don't deserve that for being friendly. I, for one, absolutely adore extra nice cashiers!

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Just_A_Tree 20

A nice cashier is great, small talk is nice. Small questions or even a few comments on my items (if it's none too personal) is great. And OP, I think it's safe to say it's not her birthday. Or is it her birthday, but she's celebrating it alone and your polite questioning made her feel embarrassed? We may never know.

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khaoticpanda 28

Incoming news: Killer going by the name of 'chucklefuck' on the loose

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lolcat97 28

#4 Judging by both your username and your comment, I wouldn't mess with you.

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DarkRealmGolem 9

your username and comment are perfect I don't know why you're getting downvoted

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Kazze 31

She called you a WHAT? I've NEVER heard that before. I'm gonna have to use that now. Anyway, that girl seems like a huge bitch. Maybe the cake was for someone she hates (like an ex) or something, but there's no need to take her anger out on you. She needs help.

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delude 26

Why would she get a cake for someone she hates?

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Eloxia 7

Revenge cake. She's going to sing happy birthday and then throw it in the street.

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bcausefuthatswhy 6

It's not like they will eat the poison if they KNOW it's poison. A cake with "Definetly not poisonous" on top, should do the trick :)

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Kazze 31

I worded that kind of stupid. There are some circumstances where she could have to get a cake for someone she hates, like a wedding or something. I wasn't thinking fully, I guess. I've also been having bad luck with commenting, lately.

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cheeeksss 29

At this point, I would continue smiling and pretend like it didn't bother me at all. She really isn't even worth it. Keep your positive attitude, OP.

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weveallbeenthere 30

lol, a chucklefuck bitch. I'm going to have to save that phrase for a few coworkers. The cake was probably just for her to eat alone.

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watermelon15 35

For your coworkers' sakes, please don't save that

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Roskosity 22

Chucklefuck bitch. That's a new one.

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kirbs19 37

Maybe it's an Australian thing...

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brittaaany_93 38

I'm Australian, and I've heard some pretty weird things, but I've never heard anything like this in my life.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Okay, First of all, I've been in customer service for 8 years, and this is a perfect example of how big an asshole people can be. Second of all, this is my favorite new insult! hahaha

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unidentifieduser 23

So this is what happens when you're nice to customers and trying to engage with them? Well then..

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