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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 22/05/2023 15:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

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By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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Obito_Rocks 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:39

At least you made a good impact :)

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:29

well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person

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royr7395 30

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:25

Good luck with the interview!

notfat14 18

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:26

So you pushed in ?

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:39

Push it, Push it real good... Oh baby baby...

xleanne_aLly 23

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:55

My mom used to listen to that song working out a lot. When I was younger I'd always asked; why she was listening to a sing about having a poop.

kirbs19 37

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:04

You must have been an adorable and insightful child

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:29

well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person

cocoshake 16

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:31

ouch

Obito_Rocks 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:39

At least you made a good impact :)

then000bster 16

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:06

She was originally aiming for a head start, but the door had already closed.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:41

Tell them you were just checking out the floor

MrsDruidess 23

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:41

must have been nerves, that or the rum ;-)

rebelbelle 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:46

what is he a pirate?

joeblow6969 5

Thursday 29 January 2015 13:46

Or they're insinuating OP had a drink to calm the nerves before the interview, but it made them a little too buzzed and they walked into the door. Made sense to me...

Jasim 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:52

Hope the job isn't sight related. Good luck.

anoniemm 13

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:02

You sure made an entrance they'll never forgot :-)

TomatoGuts 10

Friday 30 January 2015 4:11

You mean hit the entrance.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:15

Could say you made them remember your first impression

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