By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
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stieglar 17

Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

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cat4651 15

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

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grogers311 20

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grogers311 20

Wow wrong fml - lol fail, sorry all

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lulinator 40

Don't worry. Everyone will bury the bejeezuz out of this comment.

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stieglar 17

Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

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JMichael 25

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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kaylae22 13

That's bull shit! U now have insulted so many people! My bc is in the military and he would beat you for that comment

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hobbs96 26

As far as rules go, I'm pretty sure they don't get phones at basic. I know my husband had zero contact besides writing letters at boot camp. So I'm wondering how he wrote this.

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IHaveThePower 16

I think Rule #14 is: You are not as funny as you think you are. (Unless you're named Skippy, anyway.)

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cat4651 15

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

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mariathehoe 15

Is he Gordon Ramsay?

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CanadiAnM8 24

Jesus Christ man, have you not seen all those military movies?

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mattiscg 22

totally agree with # 3 why would u do that? what exactly were u expecting?

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extrasnipes 22

And did you proceed to cut the cheese after saying "Yes sir, with extra cheese."?

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