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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By _aPerson_ - 22/04/2016 15:58 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I lost the key to my bike lock. I ended up having to cut it off, even though it was brand new. After spending 30 minutes hacking away at it, it finally came off. When I hopped onto my bike, I felt something poking my leg. My key was in my pocket the whole time. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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lchollett 22

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:12

Wow. What a vicious cycle.

jimmer23 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:20

An unchained bike has less value than a chained bike, apparently. Damn criminal psychology!

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laurenhem 26

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:11

Wow what are the odds...FYL

lchollett 22

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:12

Wow. What a vicious cycle.

jimmer23 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:36

It took me way too long to get that pun.

StupidMonkey497 16

Monday 7 September 2015 6:19

#8, I didn't notice until I read your comment.

stevenN659 24

Monday 7 September 2015 14:37

anyone else think of the episode of the simpsons where they want to get rid of their diddly trampoline?

sa5v 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:12

Sorry, OP!

may14th 26

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:12

The irony

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 6 September 2015 19:26

Tire iron-y?

Danne696 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:24

Honestly, the sheer irony in it would be worth a bike to me!

jentrynicole 20

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:17

I guess someone wanted to punish you for being responsible. I'm sorry OP, that really sucks.

jimmer23 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:20

An unchained bike has less value than a chained bike, apparently. Damn criminal psychology!

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 23:00

Well if the assumption is "If they chained it up, it must be valuable" then I guess they figured if it wasn't chained up, something would've been wrong with it and that it wasn't worth putting forth the effort.

CommentKing207 23

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:32

God damn people are assholes. Sorry about your bike OP hopefully you get it back.

myoukei 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 18:01

Guess your good luck reached the end of it's cycle.

hkhan24 23

Sunday 6 September 2015 18:21

You would have kicked yourself even more if you left it unlocked and it got stolen. At least this way you know that there was nothing more you could do.