By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
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TH_Insomniak 15

yea, video games may have saved his life. cuz that man may have been a serial killer. Your move, parents.

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chibikatans 14

Dude did you collect the 8 pages need.

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ona16 22

Slender Man is not to be messed with. Think of it as a form practice in case you run into the real deal.

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onlychildFTW 33

Slender Man is fake so no chance of that at least!

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Skylyric52 11

Someone isn't going to see tomorrow...

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littleCT1 12

First time I've seen a comment that's right be voted this negatively

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Lalala579121 27

Go watch the Marble Hornets videos on YouTube and say that again, 15.

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vikky538 28

Yes and average agent 47 waiting for bus stop to go to his contract killing job.

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pandasauresrex 13

you'll never survive now, run all you want but he will always catch up to you.

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souneshi 10

Similiar thing happened to me. The only difference is, I didn't scream. I ran home and played the game.

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ninjamadi 16

Now it's too late. you'll see him towering over you with his tentacles dragging you into the darkness.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Sorry I'll pass on the hentai

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ninjamadi 16

I'm just stating he has them. wasn't trying to go there guys

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LadyLuck93 20

Drunk moment 101. Don't blame ya, slender man is terrifying.

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