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Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 510

You deserved it 458

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 960

You deserved it 3 814

By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 979

You deserved it 3 559

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 721

You deserved it 7 422

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 226

You deserved it 26 422

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 466

You deserved it 6 023

By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 118

You deserved it 2 878

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 615

You deserved it 4 964

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 535

You deserved it 36 950

By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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You deserved it 5 457

SBittick 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

where the **** do you work!?!

datkenna 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:03

I want a follow up

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datkenna 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:03

I want a follow up

tiger820 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

freak!..... ?

Mpii 11

Friday 23 October 2015 16:16

You have no clue what a follow-up is, right?

hasooon 24

Friday 23 October 2015 20:08

I know I know. It means following up people without them noticing. Right?

DarksideDoll 31

Thursday 29 October 2015 21:20

Agreed. I have so many questions.

sterling1113 15

Friday 23 October 2015 16:05

Perfect opportunity to piss on them to assert dominance. Or they'll ask you to join in. Win/win really.

spacefish966 18

Saturday 24 October 2015 9:48

Haha, Win just Win!!! Best comment ever

A07 48

Friday 23 October 2015 16:05

That's when you should have said " I saw this in a **** once"

boating_guy 33

Saturday 24 October 2015 21:29

And then they make a porno out of it

theroxors19 12

Monday 30 November 2015 16:29

rule 37.

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Friday 23 October 2015 16:06

Well, did you ask if you could join?

saba_ajira 29

Friday 23 October 2015 16:06

There's not much you can do in this situation...besides not make eye contact with them again, never bring it up, and pretend it never happened.

APHPrussia 19

Friday 23 October 2015 16:07

Just scream and alert all other coworkers if necessary. That way it's a memorable experience for all.

SBittick 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

where the **** do you work!?!

A07 48

Friday 23 October 2015 16:11

You're asking all the real questions

FuckThisLogin 32

Friday 23 October 2015 16:36

The International Secret Intelligence Service

gobiteme2 34

Friday 23 October 2015 19:38

Trojan plant.

hasooon 24

Friday 23 October 2015 20:04

@23 I see what you did there.

ObeyTheWaves 11

Friday 23 October 2015 20:38

the brothel

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 24 October 2015 3:44

Stratton Oakmont with Jordan Belfort...

Eaglestrike117 29

Saturday 24 October 2015 5:08

Oregon

nononsensechick 12

Saturday 24 October 2015 8:27

Literally my exact thought

Perry85 42

Thursday 29 October 2015 15:19

and are they hiring?

vikky538 28

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

Whoa.. You guys have more work getting done in bushes rather than in office :)

ForwardUn2Dawn 18

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

Bet they were pissed off...

firemedic841 11

Friday 23 October 2015 16:20

Better than being pissed on... Unless they like that kind of stuff...

joanniejore 7

Friday 23 October 2015 16:10

Maybe next time hold it til you get to a bathroom like a grown up.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Friday 23 October 2015 23:18

Guessing you never read the fml

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Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML

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Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML

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Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML

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Today, despite feeling healthier than ever, losing fat, gaining muscle and having perfect blood results, my morbidly obese relatives keep telling me that my new vegan diet is "unhealthy". FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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Where on Earth do you work?

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