By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00
All the FMLs
Off to a good start!
By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Orem
A dealer of both drugs and hugs
By fallingforfakenamesandmindgames - 27/07/2017 13:00
By Unnoticed - 27/07/2017 06:30 - Australia - Thornlie
Trolled by technology
By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa
By MenstrualCrampsRuinedMyAcademicFuture - 25/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
A Poopy Proposal
By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton
By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00
Confused
By Anonymous - 25/07/2017 00:30
By Nina - 24/07/2017 23:48
Nina tells us more.
By Anonymous - 24/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Warren
Game of Nope
By no no no - 23/07/2017 20:00 - United States - Simi Valley
What did I miss?
By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt
By Roselyn Cazares - 23/07/2017 19:55
By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54
By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 01:33
By LittleMissRejected - 21/07/2017 14:27
By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover
By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05
Psssssych!
By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01
By BrokeAF - 20/07/2017 05:01
By Ruby Lore - 20/07/2017 00:31
By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 19/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Coplay
Reported
By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00
By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00
By "Beackers675" - 18/07/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis
Beackers675 tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here! So uhm..just for the record I'm not a minor, no CPS needed. As for their religion, I personally do not follow it, but out of love and respect for my parents I let them take care of me, (I'd been away from home for a long time and got sick upon my return) it was a nasty cold, and I was miserable, but I'm fine now. My family doesn't believe in unnecessary medications if the body can fight it off, however in extreme cases they will accept modern medicine. And yes, we're all vascinated so calm your butt cheeks. As for their religious beliefs, that is who they are. Thanks for the support, but no need to worry.
By totallymyfaultyeah - 18/07/2017 05:00
Under new management
By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00
By bytemuch - 17/07/2017 15:04
ByteMuch tells us more.
OP here. First of all thank you all for your kind support it was nice to see so many positive comments :) He will be involved in our child's life and I agree with all of you who have commented that it's better that this happened now than later and possibly behind my back. We're working things out :)
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Hi-ya folks! First let me just say, I'm super stoked because this is the first FML I've ever had published! Second, the back story is this: when I ordered the vacuum, I had just woken up from a dream I had while on sleeping pills so I was preeeetty drowsy. The dream involved vacuuming which is what inspired the shopping spree to begin with. Since I was so drowsy I was skimming over all the product descriptions and only looking at the pictures and prices and let me tell you: by looking at the photo there is no way to tell it's a toy. It's got a brand and model name on it (Bosch Ergomaxx Professional) and cost 40 euros. I thought I was just getting a good deal. Needless to say, kids toys have come a long way in recent years. It's even functional! Just not quite practical for an adult...