By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00
All the FMLs
Looking forward to it
By OkieThePokie - 07/08/2017 13:00
By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00
How could you?
By damnitsam - 06/08/2017 20:00
Ready for the grill!
By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00
Moment ruined
By Lesbian - 04/08/2017 13:00
Time to grow a beard?
By Ben - 03/08/2017 23:00 - United States - Lansing
By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30
Potty drama
By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00
Mommy Goes Commando
By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00
#LurkerForLife
By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00
By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30
"Pooping and Shit"
By everybodypoops - 02/08/2017 20:00
By egnur_mas - 02/08/2017 17:44
egnur_mas tells us more.
By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs
By Kristen Duncan - 01/08/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane
By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00
By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Hurricane
By now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley
Time to invest in a gas mask!
By crystalxuk - 31/07/2017 18:18 - Republic of Korea
crystalxuk tells us more.
After years of being on FML, I finally get featured! It started about 2 weeks after we got here and I basically have hives, am very itchy, and have severe allergies. All this has made me very depressed for months I just stay at home with the windows closed and the air cleaner on because it gets worse whenever I go outside. So the Army is letting us apply for "compassionate reassignment" which lets us move to our next army base earlier than we are supposed to. Hopefully it gets approved!
By Jules - 31/07/2017 05:00
By Smokey - 31/07/2017 00:30
By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00
By Mary - 30/07/2017 05:00
Corolla Conspiracy
By Anonymous - 30/07/2017 00:30
By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London
My Love Life in a Nutshell
By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00
Everybody wants to be a cat
By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00
By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30
By Fatherdaughter - 28/07/2017 11:21
C8H18 tells us more.
OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"
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Bridger you're on the right track mate, I'll have to take a little more care from now on. Considering the circumstances I'm still pretty stoked to have my first submitted FML published!