By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00 - United States
All the FMLs
By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto
He can run, but he can't hide
By Depressedegg - 08/03/2017 18:00
By flammaefata - 08/03/2017 11:53 - South Africa
flammaefata tells us more.
Kinda sus
By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis
Tough Love
By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands
Mothers know best
By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00
By MikaPika - 07/03/2017 20:00 - Sweden - G?teborg
Mama's Boy
By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States
By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00
By Ouch - 06/03/2017 22:00 - United States - Amelia
Help!
By send help - 07/03/2017 02:00
By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00
Thanks for nothing
By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson
By atalose - 06/03/2017 07:00 - United States - North Las Vegas
He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.
By accidentalsmartass - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Japan - Tokyo
By SoMuchPee - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Not now
By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00
By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau
Smells like Toddler Spirit
By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00
By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00
Online shopping strikes again
By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00
By Ali - 05/03/2017 22:30 - Sri Lanka - Colombo
'Cause I'm a Criminal
By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 14:00
By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 12:00
By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States
Dr. House
By Doctor! - 05/03/2017 00:00
By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00
By Patiently Watching - 04/03/2017 20:00
The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.
By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst
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OP here... Woohoo! So there is a bright side to this - my first FML got published! I'll think of all of you next week when I'm being grilled :P And yes, at least I have the benefit of not being to blame for everything that came before me. But that excuse will only last that long, and obviously I intend to be on top of all of this instead of hiding behind someone else's mistakes. Well, back to work preparing for the crazy audit... Btw I'm from South Africa and not USA as it says.