By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville
All the FMLs
By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston
By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee
Drained
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Washington
Done for
By heathenhaha - 10/02/2017 20:21 - Singapore - Singapore
By Caleb - 10/02/2017 06:18 - United States - Cedar Park
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 22:27 - New Zealand - Auckland
vaderfc tells us more.
By Alex - 09/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Richardson
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch
Bad doggo
By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Lewistown
It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.
By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy
By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah
By Pandy1031 - 09/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Crofton
By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham
An Expensive Snack
By Chihuahuanope - 08/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Lincoln
By gmanbuilder - 08/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Louisville
By fucking_worthless_loser - 08/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Concord
By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan
By alexander - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Longmont
Proper job
By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren
Nitpicking
By Unteachable - 08/02/2017 06:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson
By Drunkard - 08/02/2017 00:54 - United States - Tracy
It means us! Look at us!
By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton
By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 14:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek
By RainbowSuck - 07/02/2017 16:00 - Canada
Head in the Clouds
By Anon - 08/02/2017 05:00 - Australia
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OP here. first some bits i had to cut out for lack of room. i had just been dropped off at my truck as id stayed at a relatives house the night before so it was midday just before starting a return shift at truck rest stop and the "didnt bring my debit card" was entirely my fault as i hadnt checked in my rush to leave as id been running late id already got quite far when id realised id left it behind, also a sunday afternoon so no banks open to get a replacement card....turned out a happy ending though as i remembered i had hidden an emergency 20 in a compartment of said truck. Lesson learned i have a emergency kit with a credit card and cash just incase of attack of the birds has a sequel.