By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00
All the FMLs
By ICallBullshxt - 18/03/2017 20:00
By Miserableperson - 18/03/2017 18:00
Thanks, now **** off
By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest
By TheLostCauseFML - 17/03/2017 18:00 - United States - Hemphill
By UnpredictableSurface - 17/03/2017 22:00
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
By Anonymous - 17/03/2017 19:00 - Australia - Perth
Hellooooo, Social Services?
By whatisthisshit - 17/03/2017 00:00
By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00
By Bandgeek - 16/03/2017 20:00
Walnut head
By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00
By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00
By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00
Help, I'm stranded!
By LexMarie12 - 15/03/2017 18:00
Same as "work", "boss" is also a four-letter word
By Scoopie - 15/03/2017 14:00
By Wetarse - 15/03/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - London
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00
What the…?
By hitlerfish - 14/03/2017 22:00
They weren't wrong...
By aginglikemilk - 14/03/2017 18:00
By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York
By MileHighGirlGuy - 14/03/2017 14:00
By Anonymous - 14/03/2017 10:12
MidnightMusic53 tells us more.
I didn't realize my FML was published. It was flooding in my area, I live low to the ground so the rain quickly started to pile up.
By Anonymous - 14/03/2017 10:06
jasonrellet tells us more.
So I know he was wacko but what I didn't know was that he was confirmed Insane by a psychiatrist. She knew and told me a lot about him, when I told him I was moving out at the end of that month he threatened to kick me out and dump my stuff in the street, he also kept my entire deposit. I later found out that the money I payed him to rent the room was used to go to bars and buy his beer. After that month the electricity and gas and water would have been shut off.
The client is always a pain in the tush.
By Anonymous - 14/03/2017 02:00
By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00
By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane
Put the eggs in one basket!
By PsychoBoulevard - 13/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Tollhouse
By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00
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This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.