By brokenatthebar - 24/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Carleton
All the FMLs
By Nintendon't - 24/03/2017 12:19
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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States
By DocDog - 24/03/2017 02:00
By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00
By don't pray, PAY - 23/03/2017 20:00
By Emmereen - 23/03/2017 15:20
Emmereen tells us more.
OP here. My cat was not hurt, thankfully. He briefly looked a bit shaken, and then felt the need to be underfoot while I cleaned up the glass. He's made that jump before and since, though nowadays a tall cat tree seems to satisfy his desire to launch himself to great heights.
By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00
By Zanna - 23/03/2017 12:00
By joblessandnameless - 23/03/2017 09:31
Amelia Gazso tells us more.
Op here! Unfortunately it was very real, 5 others were laid off as well. Let's just say the "HR" department consists of one person not even qualified for the job, so it wasn't a surprise they couldn't even get a layoff right. On a positive note I already have a new job lined up and the terrible company will probably be bankrupt soon.
By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy
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By ChocolateEverywhere - 23/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Bean.
By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/03/2017 12:00
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By Skittlezzz0901 - 21/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Mount Vernon
By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00
By TeaRex__ - 21/03/2017 14:38
TeaRex__ tells us more.
Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just that I looked like it. Some of the suggestions in the comments here is absolutely hilarious and great possible candidates for the good looking potato.
By Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00
Chill
By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw
By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha
Slashing Prices Left and Right!
By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States
By LittleSprout - 21/03/2017 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Stuck in the middle
By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks
Time travel is possible… via hair salons
By Jennifer H. - 20/03/2017 14:00
By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague
By NewUsername - 20/03/2017 10:42
NewUsername tells us more.
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month before we drove there to buy them dinner in March. It didn't bother us so much that they got married without telling us, it's that they lied and egged us on, and had his wife tell my dad through text. They promised they are going to have a ceremony sometime in the next 5 years, but they asked us not to tell the rest of they family they're already married. So now, we're lying to the rest of our excited, curious family. We weren't there to plan anything, the topic just came up during dinner, since well, we were celebrating an engagement. We figured they married for financial aid and tax purposes (given they're both in college and are barely getting by) which is fine by us. They had already been living together for a few years and moved across the state together, so it's not like them eloping was unexpected. We just don't know why they felt they had to lie when they had the chance to discreetly pull one of us to the side and tell us in person the day before. Sorry for the book, but I hope that clears some things up!
Paranoia
By BoohooBouquet - 19/03/2017 14:00
By State - 19/03/2017 02:00
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Op here! In all honesty, it just made me laugh. I'm very secure in my relationship with him, and Nintendo and our dog are both pretty damn awesome. The instructor was less amused. I think my answer was probably equally annoying to her, however.