Biohazard
By RatherOCDthanNasty - 15/02/2017 04:00 - Norway - Oslo
By RatherOCDthanNasty - 15/02/2017 04:00 - Norway - Oslo
By Oh Deer - 14/02/2017 18:26 - United States - Phoenix
By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas
By trbaby - 14/02/2017 15:00 - United States - El Cajon
By Manu - 14/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Columbia
By zarko - 14/02/2017 14:00 - Croatia - Zagreb
By miabun - 14/02/2017 06:02 - United States - Breinigsville
By UghNo - 14/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Clarkston
By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:53 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 13/02/2017 23:48 - United Kingdom - Smethwick
So... I'm pretty sure that this is my FML... however I have no idea why it's saying I'm male or from that part of the UK... However I did submit this some time ago so that's why I think it's me. Anyway! The explanation was that it turned out to be my loud, lousy ex friend they had an issue with who'd stay every Sunday night. And my headache, I have been to several doctors but it's due to another medical condition I have that I'm having an MRI for in the near future. Hope that explains some stuff!
By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa
By Heavybreather - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Athens
By Canonlizardjet - 13/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Ormond Beach
By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Spring Hill
By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore
By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton
By Lickmebaby - 12/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Enfield
By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg
By BadNurse - 11/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Evansville
By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago
By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Binghamton
By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States
By larrythelobster - 11/02/2017 12:00 - United States
By skyinthesky - 11/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Pasadena
By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland
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OP here, first of all I didn't expect this to get published. I was just blowing off steam on my favorite site. So, for the rude people, no i am not mad the deer didn't die. If anything I'm happy. This happened 3 years ago in Michigan. It was summer and deer weren't known to be around this BUSY road. My insurance did cover the damages. Me and the deer walked away shaken but alright. I had called a officer to the scene to make a report for the insurance and he had found the deer nearby with some scrapes. The only sad thing is that Bambi's mother was watching from a nearby hill and I'm pretty sure all animals are out to get me now as this wasnt my last incident with an animal hitting my car. Thank you to the funny and thoughtful people who commented. Again, I never expected this to get published nor seen. So don't be a Dick. I'm sensitive. ???