By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill
All the FMLs
By Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark
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By StephiLynn - 09/05/2016 04:33 - United States - Hibbing
By Anonymous - 09/05/2016 03:02 - Canada - Fort Smith
By Brandon - 09/05/2016 02:56 - United States - Springfield
By Saxicolous - 09/05/2016 00:21 - Canada - Thunder Bay
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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick
Burn
By Swedishsummer - 08/05/2016 21:54 - Sweden - Floda
By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States
Truthbomb
By antwhite1987 - 08/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Chicago
By SleepyMommy - 08/05/2016 17:05 - United States - Pomona
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By wrock84 - 08/05/2016 01:50 - United States - San Francisco
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For the record i am a mechanic, but when the caliper bolt snaps on one car and a caliper is seized on another with no way to get replacement parts until next day, no amount of skill/knowledge will help. Cant pull parts out of my ass
By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus
By 1942Ford - 07/05/2016 14:08 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here - can't believe this got published! I kept the second nasty shake down and survived the scan, only to have cramps and diarrhea the whole rest of the day. I really know how to party on a Saturday, don't I? They did the scan because I've been having abdominal pain. Should have the results next week, hope it turns out to be nothing!
By DeadLily - 07/05/2016 13:12 - United States - Midlothian
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Lmao. OP here. I have had sex while my husband or myself being on the phone. It's just really embarrassing when it happens around other family members since I don't see them often. Now being both of us are gamers, our friends hear it all the time through teamspeak. And the jokes never cease. Anyways. I don't even get pleasure out of it, it's just a reflex. Also! Thanks for the comments! You guys are great!
By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury
By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus
By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 05:49 - Australia - Melbourne
Nope nope nope
By kill me - 07/05/2016 00:58 - United States - San Francisco
By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress
By lucywatson - 06/05/2016 19:06 - United Kingdom
Fighting talk
By dempasi - 06/05/2016 18:51 - United States - Utica
By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 18:02 - Canada - Hamilton
DILF
By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg
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Also, (not enough room to mention this in the FML) it wasn't a casual phone call, she was having a very heated (and obviously fake I realized afterwards) argument with some guy about how she was or was not just at some restaurant with another guy. She was screaming and cussing, the whole shabang! It was, in hindsight, a very effective distraction