By HobblinGoblin - 18/12/2015 06:34 - United States - Eureka
All the FMLs
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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 03:25 - Australia - Adelaide
No! Noooo!
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton
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By NewMom1115 - 17/12/2015 22:53 - United States - Tacoma
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OP here - wow, it's weird and awesome this made it on the site! Here is some follow-up info: my doctor suggested I take the pics to see if the hemorrhoids were getting worse. I'm a new mom, so I guess sleep deprivation explains why I forgot about the Dropbox account. :)
By 117halo12345 - 17/12/2015 21:37 - United States - Sedgewickville
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By NYM88 - 17/12/2015 18:34 - Canada - Winnipeg
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OP here. Firstly for those who automatically assumed my coworker was a male, you've made an ass out of you and supposedly me too. Secondly for those saying that they shouldn't have done the Heimlich maneuver and should have hit me on the back.. You've again made assumptions based on a lack of information. Unfortunately you are limited to the amount of characters your FML can be composed of so I had to leave out details. My coworker she first asked me if I could breathe, when I shook my head no, she gave a few thrusts with her palm to my back between the shoulder blades and when that failed to dislodge the candy she told me she was going to perform the Heimlich maneuver and I nodded and when she did she got it out in the first try thankfully and my ribs I think are still a bit tender from, I'd guess, bruising. And to those that said thankfully I'm alive.. Thanks, I am glad I am too even though cleaning up wasn't something I was glad about!
By cjbutterfly96 - 17/12/2015 15:54 - United States
By CLupo - 17/12/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here, all of the suggestions saying go to a higher up are great, but the only reason I can't do that is because it's a family owned restaurant. I am the assistant manager and I've been working there for almost a year; I've only called out twice. My bosses are the owners son and nephew. There's not much I can do about the situation other than leave the job as this isn't the first time they've left early while I closed the restaurant. Thank you all for the concern about my grandmother. She is doing alright now and she's stable.
By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc
Time out
By Starfucks - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Bensalem
By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria
By chocolateninja22 - 16/12/2015 16:42 - United States - Tucson
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OP here - I'd like to say it's funny how the first ever fml I posted got here, but anyway. As a point of clarification, the grocery store I work in is kind of like a Walmart, but more centered around food with a bit of clothes and shit like that. Basically the store is ******* huge. It's not unlikely to be able to walk the store and not see another employee on the floor who would be able to help. And what she needed was on the opposite side of the store to the bathroom. Yeah....luckily I only told my manager and she let me go home and clocked me out so I could just ditch. I haven't gotten any looks from coworkers so I may be in the clear
By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick
By anon - 16/12/2015 15:28 - Australia - Salisbury
By Teacher - 16/12/2015 09:10 - New Zealand - Rotorua
A pot to piss in
By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane
By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton
By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas
By hi_im_ughlee - 16/12/2015 00:32
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Turns out it was just hormones. As you can see, I am a girl, so that kinda set my sister off because she wants her son to look like a boy. Also, my sister and I looked very much alike when we were growing up, so that could be why my mother sees a resemblance in my nephew. Anyway, she said it was nothing against me she's just emotionally overwhelmed, but hey I got an FML and a laugh out of it! Thanks for the congrats, hope it made you all laugh too! (:
By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham
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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich
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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford
Sneaky boy
By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman
By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque
By InfestedCarOwner - 15/12/2015 02:16 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey Guys, OP here! I'm amazed this got posted, haha. As for my rat situation - Thank you for all the suggestions. I'll definitely try and trap them in the sticky traps. For anyone telling me to clean my car, I work in pizza delivery and my cars actually very clean. I have to clean it on a regular basis, But that doesn't mean it won't smell like food all the time. A little extra backstory, Our neighbors had a rat infestation, too. We're assuming that whichever rats survived decided to make our trash cans their home, and since my car is right next to the trash cans, They got in. Also, For the people saying to use cats - A family member suggested we use our kittens to get them out. Which I'm not going to do.
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to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.