By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle
All the FMLs
By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia
By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo
By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 05:29 - Australia - Perth
By anonymous - 10/12/2015 02:59 - United Kingdom
Kids these days, eh?
By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon
Like a house on fire
By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller
By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States
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By Macysdayparade8 - 09/12/2015 04:01 - United States - San Francisco
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By meg__1798 - 09/12/2015 02:08 - United States - San Francisco
meg__1798 tells us more.
Hey guys its me OP, To clarify, my mom told me that she was planning to do this only if the Heimlich maneuver did not work. I was choking on the chip pretty badly and could not breathe so she was thinking about the worst possible scenario. Luckily, I got it out and I am fine and no throats were cut. (This time). When she told me about her (bad) plan to perform a tracheotomy I told her about the scene with Sandra Bullock in The Heat and the dangers of doing one without training (and that TV does not count as training). I also may have mentioned that I would rather choke out and die than have my throat cut open with a steak knife on the kitchen floor.... Thanks for all of your comments! -OP
By Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco
By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom
By *sigh* - 08/12/2015 22:56 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Knoxville
By wtfiswronghere - 08/12/2015 18:36 - United States - Jacksonville
Domestic bliss
By Emma - 08/12/2015 17:23 - United States
By Nile - 08/12/2015 17:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg
By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres
Never ever
By Lala - 08/12/2015 08:30 - United States - Denver
By demideity - 08/12/2015 06:30 - Canada - New Westminster
demideity tells us more.
OP here. I couldn't post for the longest time as I was having a problem authenticating my account. Anyways, I looked up the symptoms for anxiety vs panic attack. While I have general anxiety, I do indeed get panic attacks as well. My symptoms mostly match up with a panic attack.
By unemployed-dude - 08/12/2015 06:17 - Australia - Vermont
By shitlicker - 08/12/2015 04:38 - United States - La Verne
By badbitch23 - 07/12/2015 23:21 - United States - Killeen
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Op here, okay my wife's mother died 2 weeks beforehand and my mom thought it would be funny to make a joke out of it. So yes the punch was for sure justified. I haven't spoke to my mom since and I'm happily married with my wife.
By DeeZeeMb - 07/12/2015 21:04 - Slovenia - Maribor
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When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.
By panicked headaches - 07/12/2015 19:04 - United States - East Lansing
By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco
By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville
By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker
False_Stupidity tells us more.
Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.
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Op here. I was just trying to say that there are no obvious signs that I'm not from Georgia/from another country, where most people speak English.