By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton
All the FMLs
By Shanarie - 05/10/2015 15:40 - United States
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By suchagoodholiday - 05/10/2015 09:57 - Indonesia - Jakarta
By cocacola999 - 05/10/2015 08:31 - United Kingdom
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Hi, OP here. Great to see this published! A follow-up to what many pointed out - they did not actually ask me directly. Instead, they asked one of my friends "What's with her scar?". She already knew me during the accident and operation, so she said that it was an operation scar. However, the others started asking "Are you sure? Maybe it's a cover-up?" etc. The operation was less than a year ago, so I hope the scar will fade in time. I don't really care about their opinion, nor do I think that there would be anything shameful about a suicide scar - I rather thought this kind of stupidity was at least good for an FML. Let them think however they like.
By Mel - 05/10/2015 04:21 - France - Toulouse
By kindasortayeah - 05/10/2015 01:26 - United States - Purling
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No, he hasn't seen my feet. I found out he actually has asked nearly every person in the store because he hosts private foot fetish parties for clients. Part of me actually pities the man because he's just trying to make extra money, but I would never ever consider being part of those parties.
Ouchies
By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco
By steam_engenius - 04/10/2015 18:11 - United States - Reno
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I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.
By badplannning - 04/10/2015 17:51 - United States - Naperville
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OP here. My friend only knew I had dated one of the guys, but admittedly made me drive with him on purpose just to screw with me (I also think she wants us to get back to together). Driving with both of them just happened to be some bad luck, and I didn't have a chance to tell my friend about the awkward situation until afterwards. As far as the guys go, I didn't cheat on either one; I just never discussed my relationship with the first guy when I dated the second guy. It overall wasn't THAT bad of a ride, just incredibly uncomfortable with lots of questions and some sarcastic comments from both of them. It was like something out of a sitcom honestly
By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola
By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 11:45 - Canada - Ottawa
By YumeWolf - 03/10/2015 23:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht
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Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!
By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States
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Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!
By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven
By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax
By xxx - 03/10/2015 13:38 - United States - Chesapeake
By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool
By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom
By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin
By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis
By wormiformed - 03/10/2015 04:14 - New Zealand
By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States
Great first day
By TordNorski - 03/10/2015 02:44 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita
By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple
Freaked out
By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton
Gullible
By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Ashburn
By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn
By Catlover234 - 02/10/2015 19:08 - United States - Madison
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Hi, OP here, I created an account to better explain what happened. This actually happened a few months ago. I was at the beach with some friends and didn't have the time to change out of my swimsuit when my grandpa showed up. We only took one car and the beach wasn't very far away from my grandparent's house, so my grandpa agreed to pick me up from the beach and take to my eye doctor appointment. I couldn't drive home because I was getting drops in my eyes. Some very loud girls in their late teens/early twenties saw me get in the passenger seat, pointed at me and said "She's a hooker!" loud enough for me to hear. My grandpa's hard of hearing, so he didn't hear it. I was dressed in my swimsuit like pretty much everyone else on the beach. Everything else was in my beach bag.
By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich
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OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)