By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood
By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
Timing
By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco
By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland
By smoothies14 - 12/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Weatherford
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By busmonster - 12/09/2015 00:32 - United States - Alexandria
By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster
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Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)
By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath
Moving day
By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton
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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States
By angelsaredicks - 11/09/2015 13:55 - United States - Morgantown
By EverettA - 11/09/2015 13:50 - United States - Lewis Center
By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Pleasantville
At last!
By All Dressed Up With No Place To Go - 11/09/2015 05:57 - United States - Ashland
By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg
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OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...
By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside
By lentkaysi - 10/09/2015 22:55 - United States - Syracuse
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wow thanks for all the comments guys! yes, my luck in this case was awful. for those wondering, I did pay my insurance. the issue wasn't non payment. I just bought my car less than a month ago. Progressive, my company, never informed me of the photo inspection with new cars and since this is my first new car I had no idea. They chose their sole form of communication through postal service. Never received an email. so comp and collision were cancelled on my car insurance. Now the post office is 100% responsible for fixing my car. However, since its the government insurance they take their sweet time. I will be without my car for many months unless my insurance will cover and they can reimburse my insurance. You guessed it....that's not gonna happen. yes I will be suing. yes I will be without my brand new car, that now has $7000 worth of damage. fml.
By gracehi - 10/09/2015 17:45 - United States - San Diego
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YES? I was waiting for someone to say that! I'm guessing you and I are in the same boat. But who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both be second classes in a few months.
By bwoolf96 - 10/09/2015 12:32
By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten
By Luke - 10/09/2015 05:56 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View
By kay131 - 09/09/2015 22:37 - United States - San Francisco
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Thanks for all the sympathies. This is my first FML to get published so I'm super happy. It's my first week back at school in four years. I received my bachelors and started working full time. I've had the luxury of parking in a parking lot all this time. I actually live in New York City so street parking is extremely difficult to find. I should have known better when I saw such a close spot to the school. #17 is completely correct. I was so convinced that it was Tuesday that I didn't even think to double check the date but I've learned my lesson now. I'm going to suck it up and pay it. I'm shaking my own head because it's such a silly reason to get a ticket.
By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas
By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco
By nah - 09/09/2015 19:55 - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Decatur
By A07 - 09/09/2015 18:48 - Pakistan - Karachi
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Hey guys, I'm the OP. It was 67 mustang fastback and I was driving it home from the workshop late at night. And to all those wondering, no the car didn't survive because the asshole was driving a truck, it's sitting in a garage but I don't even know if I'm going to go look at it for a while now.
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The sad part was there wasn't even a box of cheerios in the room at the time (even though there usually is). I had to go to my food spot and double check anyway so I could sleep.