By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada
By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco
By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco
By wandering_soul - 23/09/2015 18:44 - United States
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By ImAnEngineer - 23/09/2015 17:09 - United States - Canandaigua
By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster
Get off your ass
By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad
By Colin Jr. - 23/09/2015 13:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 08:51 - United Kingdom - Bargoed
DIY
By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine
By meghancuma - 22/09/2015 17:25 - United States - Springfield
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OP here, her kids were the best. That's the worst part of losing the job.
By gotmilk? - 22/09/2015 13:41 - United States - Pompano Beach
By ryu1356 - 22/09/2015 13:24 - United States - Dallas
Relax
By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet
By amburrjade - 22/09/2015 05:18 - United States - Austin
amburrjade tells us more.
Hi guys! I'm the OP :) I'm 19, and my boyfriend's 20. I thought LotR was better, personally. To be fair, I've only seen one of the Star Wars movies, and he's only seen half of one of the LotR movies, so we were both a little biased. This was last night though, and by the morning, it was forgotten. We're all good now. Thanks for your comments! :)
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States
Who are you?
By LCDRBrownHercules - 22/09/2015 01:44 - United States - Lake Elsinore
By Lucachoo - 22/09/2015 00:35 - United States - San Francisco
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So yeah, storing money in the oven is a terrible idea. My bf (we'll call him Huck because he's a dumbass) is a bit paranoid and insisted on hiding the money somewhere where burglars couldn't find it. I told him it was fine since our nearest neighbors are a couple miles away but he insisted so I just gave up. Didn't realize that idiot would hide the cash in the oven then have a huge brain fart and use the oven to cook. We aren't complete idiots though, we do keep our life savings in the bank. The reason Huck put money in the oven was because we live on a farm that's a bit distant from the nearest major bank. We keep some money on hand in case something breaks and we have to fix it or make repairs and such. It's quicker when we have the money on hand. Otherwise we'd have to spend a couple hours driving to the bank, buying supplies, then coming back. Also while money does burn at 451 degrees, 451 degrees is the auto-ignition point of paper (the temperature that paper catches fire without being exposed to an external flame). So if the air temperature was 451 degrees the money would have burned but Huck put the money at the bottom of the oven, right on top of the hot metal burner thingy (I don't know what it's called) and that metal thing gets red hot. But yeah, Huck realized his stupidity after the oven finished preheating and managed to save some of the money though a third of it still burned to some degree. I'm still pretty pissed regardless and kinda feel like shoving Huck into the oven as well. The fact that he was trying to be nice by cooking dinner is the only thing preventing me from completely going apeshit on him. The first thing I'm making him do is go to the bank and try to replace the money. And he will never be in charge of safekeeping money ever again.
By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora
Relatable
By experience_to_get_experience - 21/09/2015 19:09 - United Kingdom - Bicester
By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul
By mayhemily - 21/09/2015 16:22 - Canada - Aurora
By Gassy - 21/09/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere
By notanazigrandchildafterall - 21/09/2015 11:32 - Germany - Leipzig
By I'm donnnneeee - 21/09/2015 03:26 - United States - Slidell
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OP here! Seeing how the background check was clear, I guess the year and a half she spent locked up in an asylum was sealed. She's genuinely psychotic, and it's not some bad breakup kind of hate. As for the job, she was denied based on the results of her MMPI(a psych evaluation test), which were not disclosed. When I applied, I hated that thing, but now I'm kinda glad we have to take it.