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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States
By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States
By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco
By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City
By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23
By ezrocks4u - 20/09/2015 13:58 - United States - Charlotte
By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles
Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.
By IamHM - 19/09/2015 22:43 - United States - Albuquerque
Bingo! He's a black lab. And apparently likes shiny things.
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle
By Joshua Sheldon - 19/09/2015 01:56 - Australia - Adelaide
By connorcaffery - 18/09/2015 21:24 - Canada - Campbell River
A little background info. I've been with my girlfriend for four years- She is not the type to make me work while she does shit all. We did have a long talk about this. She is just very stressed out as she is not here for 3 days out of the week because she makes a 2 hour commute to and from university every week and when she is here she works. She is just stressed and tired and feeling guilty about not spending enough time with our dog pepsi. She is not lazy, and certainly not a bitch just struggling keeping up with all aspects of her life right now. Thanks to all the nice and supportive comments we both appreciate them. :)
By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro
By IkeTheIntern - 18/09/2015 20:02 - Canada
By Anownimous - 18/09/2015 19:51 - United States - San Francisco
By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim
By bluep313 - 18/09/2015 17:03 - United Kingdom - London
By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York
By introublenow - 18/09/2015 12:22 - United States - Tallahassee
By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 06:04 - United States - New Albany
By ak47nd - 18/09/2015 02:37 - China - Dalian
Hi, this is OP. To be fair, he did fly me out to visit him and put a real effort into making the week we had together great. That said, after I did manage to fix the flight back, I think he was scared I was going to kick him in the balls for that stunt for most of the extra 24 hours we had together. But the makeup sex was great and I barely managed to make it back in time for work obligations, so bf is EXTREMELY lucky :) And we have a new relationship rule of not ******* with travel arrangements. Sigh.
By wormsmeat - 17/09/2015 21:08 - Canada - Kingston
By still broke and jobless - 17/09/2015 20:24 - United States
By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France
By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon
By TheNewGuy03 - 17/09/2015 15:40 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.
By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland
By Ryoichi - 17/09/2015 11:13 - Germany
By Unemployed - 17/09/2015 07:14
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Hi, OP here. To give some context, I got a few t shirts for my birthday. My birthday was a month ago(thanks for the birthday wishes!) but only found out about the fact that my mom stole said razor a day ago, because I saw the package addressed to me in the trash. Needless to say, it is too late to steal back. I had posted another birthday FML(from the actual day of) never got posted. Got locked outside of my car in the rain for 3 hours, couldn't afford a locksmith, and missed my birthday dinner.