By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids
By confused_girl - 01/08/2013 05:10 - United States - Cedar Rapids
By -_____- - 31/07/2013 21:23 - Netherlands
No kinkshaming on FML
By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper
By nela25 - 30/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Utica
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Like a virgin
By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde
Not going so well, is it?
By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside
Feelings
By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont
Toys R Us
By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena
By vanillaforme - 27/07/2013 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
vanillaforme tells us more.
Hey, OP here. Here are some more details, for those curious: - All FMLs must begin with the word "Today", but this actually happened a couple of years ago. My GF and I are still together. - Yes, it was a full-blown panic attack, and the only one I've ever had in my life. Never having experienced one before, I thought it was something like a heart attack. What got edited out of the FML was that we actaully called paramedics and I ended up in emergency. - We got the handcuffs off and some normal clothes on my GF (I was already fully clothed) before the paramedics arrived, so there was no need for embarrassing explanations. For a minute though, it was a real concern. - I still don't know what exactly the trigger was. Both my GF and I were pretty nervous and weren't really enjoying ourselves. (We should have stopped when it was clear that neither of us really wanted to continue, but we figured we would try anyway.) I think her anxiety contributed to mine, eventually leading to the panic attack. - We *did* try again a few weeks afterward, when we were both much more "in the mood." No panic attack that time, but we pretty much confirmed that neither of us liked being restrained before or during sex. We both had fantasies about this sort of thing, which is what led us to try it in the first place, but reality proved much different than our imaginations. - For those wondering, they were simple police-style handcuffs, not anything specifically made for bondage play.
Neat
By moms know best??? - 27/07/2013 21:41 - Canada - Morinville
Uh oh
By awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda
Dreams can come true
By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro
By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage
By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika
Addicted
By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage
By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise
By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette
By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach
Sexy talk
By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point
By MarkQ95 - 21/07/2013 23:58 - Ireland
Easy
By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville
By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch
By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales
By me:( - 16/07/2013 23:44 - United States - Romulus
By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente
By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson
lilly1105 tells us more.
Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!
By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley
Bobs and vagene!!
By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham
By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest
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I'm actually just visiting my mom over the summer, since I'm off from college. I burst out laughing when she did this, and thought this post would make people smile. There's nothing bad about what she did. So before some of you start making assumptions saying I'm a cranky old fart and what not, take a reality check and shut that smart ass mouth of yours. Good day.