By for_fs_sake - 21/09/2012 10:56 - United Kingdom
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By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis

By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo
By Snickerfritz - 20/09/2012 21:40 - United States - Grand Rapids
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This is the OP. He did this because he propositioned sex to me every night when his girlfriend was out of town. I always said no and told him to gtfo. He kicked me out, so I told his girlfriend and showed her the texts.
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 04:14 - United States
By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden
By LawStudent - 19/09/2012 14:54 - United States - Indianapolis
Demented
By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States
By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood
By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus
By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville
By Anonymous - 18/09/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - London
j5maria tells us more.
Hi everyone, it was me that posted this FML! Loving all your comments, and yes, it was a pretty embarrassing moment.
By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston
By Oh_So_Klassical - 18/09/2012 01:09 - United States - Lancaster
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OP Here, and I spend up to 3 hours a day on the computer because I take a computer class and all the homework is online and that's why she turned it off. She called our provider and told them to turn it off, since she didn't know how. I didn't find out until I came home and attempted to do my homework, and by that point, my mom was in a fuss about not being able to get on Facebook. And since I'm her daughter, and clearly know nothing, she refused to believe me. My neighbor is the one who finally convinced her the internet was needed for Facebook.
By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney
By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas
By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States
Stickler
By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York
By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton
By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

By kacie smith - 16/09/2012 12:36 - United States - Youngsville
By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe
By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose
Another fine mess
By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 04:44 - United States - Modesto
By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States
By MexicanMe - 14/09/2012 14:13 - United States
By lonely one - 14/09/2012 10:17 - United States
Uh oh
By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale
By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville
By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 03:58 - United States - Cedar Rapids
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I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.