By jlmbull - 29/07/2015 03:04 - United States - Lansing
By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco
By Application - 28/07/2015 20:44 - United States - Cincinnati
By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney
Broadcast
By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood
Jan scams again
By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville
By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad
Would I lie to you?
By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton
By Ma_Nikka - 23/07/2015 19:00 - United States - Olivehurst
By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18
Leave me alone
By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States
By geek - 22/07/2015 03:02 - United States - Lynnwood
Get it done
By actionboy116 - 21/07/2015 06:05 - United States - Saint Paul
By failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar
By mrsmahdi - 20/07/2015 14:29 - United States - San Francisco
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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States
By lissabobissa - 20/07/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco
lissabobissa tells us more.
Hello everyone! OP here. Anyways, it was pretty funny after a while how all the guests kept trying to make small talk about the heat while I was visibly sweaty and annoyed (attractive, I know.) Luckily we have a shuttle and I periodically just went out and sat in it for a few minutes with the AC blasting in my face so it helped a little. Also, my boss called in a technician the next day who fixed it. Hopefully it doesn't happen again because it was horrible and having to wear long sleeves, a vest, and a tie as the uniform didn't help! :(
I'm innocent, I swear!
By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 14:47 - Canada - Toronto
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By anniemonkat - 13/07/2015 06:22 - United States - Bucyrus
anniemonkat tells us more.
OP here. Yes, a letter would have been better, but I was scheduled for a shift that I couldn't make it to, due to having two jobs and time was of the essence. If I called off of my shift, I was afraid I would be fired. Furthermore, they would not let me find someone else to cover my shift, believe me, I tried. The shifts would not have coincided if either place would give me a schedule. But they wouldn't. Work was also closed, so I couldn't go in person to explain. I gave as much notice to my manager as I possibly could by calling. I had no contact information other than the store's phone number that I found online. At the time of the phone call, I was TRYING to give my 2 weeks notice but the manager hung up before I could. Oh well.
By Wolfrunner87 - 13/07/2015 05:06 - Australia - Broadmeadows
Breeders
By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom
By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 06:13 - Australia
I just work here
By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown
By princessrose - 09/07/2015 23:08 - United States - Shawnee
princessrose_fml tells us more.
Hi. I'm so excited this got posted. This actually happened a couple months ago. It was my first time as Elsa. And my first time alone. Unfortunately the new wig we had ordered was not very good. (The old one was unusable) and the kids at the party were already doubtful. But when the other Elsa showed up with Anna the kids decided I was the fake one and started pulling at me. They didn't pull it all the way off but we're able to tell it was a wig. However the parents were totally understanding and helped me out. Saying I we were else's helpers just like Santa :) in the end I even got tipped. Its a story I tell people now as it is something that would only happen to me. (I have bad luck) Also To those saying I shouldn't do Elsa. I couldn't say no to the party as Elsa. I get paid $50 an hour. Would you say no to that?
First day
By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo
By acidonymous - 09/07/2015 04:32 - United States - Dearborn
acidonymous tells us more.
this is literally my first FML ever made, let alone published!!! This was really surprising to wake up to. But to elaborate a little bit more, yes i did have to stay and clean it up, but i did get paid to do it. The lady in the motor scooter did not make any purchases and walked out of the store right after it happened (walking perfectly fine), probably to avoid conflict. So no one got the chance to talk to her. luckily i had no immediate plans after work other than sleep!
By FuckPollen - 08/07/2015 11:01 - United Kingdom - Hartlepool
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They fired me in a clever way by telling me they didn't have anything for me to teach and that me going on maternity leave was too hard on the students I had so someone else was doing my classes. So I was not officially fired so much as pushed out and replaced