This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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Cad6 24

That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.

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Cad6 24

That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.

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l0v3p4in 7

Cat pee is one of the worst smells that is extremely difficult to remove - even with Febreze. It's like a skunk's musk. FYL, OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sulfur (lit matches) will get the smell out

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DeboDaGreat 3

******* are out of control nowadays..

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crazycatlady5 6

Cat pee is gross, but I think cats are AWESOME. Thumb me down all you want.

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ShyAnn29 14

It's the Ammonia in it that makes it smell so bad

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tiptoppc 19

Nobody likes a smelly pussy

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Pandacupcakelove 26

How is the letter "u" supposed to clean a litterbox? Sorry, worst joke ever, I know! I just couldn't help myself!

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Krysk_fml 0

49- For your joke to be grammatically correct, the comment would have to be 'has u cleaned it lately'

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deviable 9

There are various reasons cats will pee outside their box. Bladder problems, if it isn't clean, or if they're in heat. If the box was clean I would suggest taking it to the vet to get it checked just on case. I had a cat that peed everywhere before we managed to get her fixed, so it might not be anything bad.

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muffinXmonster 12

The litter box, the kitty or the backpack? -stalker:)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Would it be smart if I pissed on all of your stuff?

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andrewl12 0

How is it smart for a cat to pee on a backpack? You obviously don't own a cat.... Cus last time I checked, backpacks shouldn't smell like urine.

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Priscilla43 2

42, stfu obiousy it was a joke!! have to take everything to the ass!!

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Justforlolz 14

100- a joke that is absolute shit. Start your last sentence with "I", and then it makes more sense.

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baybeegirrrl95 5

Try a different litter

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cradle6 13

Cats don't give a damn.

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andrewl12 0

Neither do honey badgers

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natsaysheyyy 16

And that's when you pick that cat up, rub his face literally into his pee, all while yelling at how much of a bad cat he is. Because that shit would not ******* fly in my house.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Cute! Either train your cat or clean it. Cats always like their litter box clean.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

But...but...but you're a bird. How would you find a CAT doing something like that...cute? In the words of a famous lawyer: Now that does not make sense

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Saraahx97 0

Maybe hes tired of "doing the mainstream thing". Hes a cat-hipster.

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CalCommando 6

mainSTREAM, as in a stream of piss. Derp.

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lexieecaat 0

that sucks. cat pee stains are really hard to get out

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Pentium_4 27

and they smell worse than sulfur mixed with rotten eggs

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littletinyME 5

That would piss me off!

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bertman21 5

Time to get out the shotgun

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KiddNYC1O 20

Animal cruelty is NOT tolerated.

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bertman21 5

It's not cruelty it's death.

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auzz1_pride 9

125- ever thought that 27 was joking?

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Yerg 0

Ever think that even joking about it isnt funny?

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benhd1 14

125 Ever think he's talking about the guy who made the horrible pun?

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