This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 958
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Same thing different taste

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You probably need to change the litter and wash the litter box. You don't like using a nasty smelly bathroom, and neither does your cat. Your cat's sense of smell is 14 times stronger than yours. If you can smell her litter box, just imagine how overwhelmingly rank it is to her!

voiceofreason2 0

Get rid of it. It has no respect for you or your backpack.

Or it just doesn't want to pee in a filthy litter box? I hope you never have pets.

rachelloc 6

your backpack might have something catlittery in it :P

If it's not your backpack what's the problem?

(Smart Cat pun) Oh wait Cat puns aren't smart they're cheesy!

No... Mouse puns are cheesy. (Yeah, I know...)

TheEpicMilkMan 13

The only time I would allow any cat to piss on a backpack is when i see Dora The Explorers backpack.....so many memories of that asshole telling me I was wrong >.< attack him kitteehhhhh

I had a cat like that. Now he lives outside.

... you know, cats will choose to relieve themselves elsewhere than the litter box if it's too dirty. I've had several cats in my lifetime, one of which was even feral as a kitten (we had to set out a live trap baited with salmon to catch her), and I've never had a single occasion where they relieved themselves in the house anywhere besides the litter box. I rarely say YDI, but maybe if you cleaned out the litter box more often the cat wouldn't be so aloof to the thought of setting foot inside it.