School, Teachers and Health: A little less conversation…

A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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chester75 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:46

lol I can't believe OP didn't find it awkward

puppy23 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:50

Real English uses s, American English uses z. We say apologise, you say apologize. Get an education.

Comments

SeerePetrova 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:09

it happen to me in junior high... it was funny but instead of talking to him i just ran out of there

rhpsfan9 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:15

have fun rest of the semester in that class! Awkward

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:30

why are you having a conversation with someone on the crapper that has diarreah? GTFO of there!

paras0mnia 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:32

I was unaware that diharea stank any different; I assumed shit stinked all the same... siily me with my assumptions; learn something new everyday :P

DjeePee 24

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:42

Assumptions? Never experienced diarrhea? Or does your shit just always smells bad?

paras0mnia 3

Friday 10 June 2011 0:56

don't act like you're shit don't stink :P

llamarachel 5

Thursday 18 July 2013 21:45

Clearly not how to spell.

banandom 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:37

Chat or shat? C:

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:40

too bad your English teacher didn't teach u to spell diarrhea correctly :P

chester75 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:59

it's correctly spelled

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:25

no it's not... look it up. diarrhea doesn't have an O in it... idiot

Sophie_Sovereign 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:42

It does in the English spelling... idiot

drummerboy957six 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:45

your spelling is horrific.

Sophie_Sovereign 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:45

Every word was spelt correctly. 'Diarrhoea' is how you spell diarrhea in England, and apologize (along with most other 'ze' words,) are spelt with a 'se.' Apologise. Compromise. Salinise. Etcetera. I would know - I'm english.