A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 489
You deserved it 21 151

Same thing different taste

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That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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If she broke up with you over this one accident, she's an idiot and you deserve better. This was probably just the final straw, though.

idontgiveone 0

It would be cuter if you gave your jacket/something to her...?

What a fail girlfriend, it's not like you did it on purpose.

Damn. I've done worse by accident to my woman and she just returns the favor and we call it a day. Shit. Sucks you had a bitchy **** for a girlfriend, dude.

You did notice that the OP was a girl right? And anyway, if somebody flips out on you for hurting them by accident (unless it's really serious or done repeatedly), they're probably over-sensitive, immature douchebags anyway.

leksileks 0

dude no shit she broke up with you

if it was an accident and she did that anyways, shes not worth it