A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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JayeeRenee 0

-Ihm Ahh Littlee Lost .

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JayeeRenee 0

-O'HH . ! IHM SLO . ! Awww . Aht Least Yhu Have The Couraqee Tewhh Wannahh Lost Iht .

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mola_mola 3

congratulations on learning phonetics, even if you do speak like a retard now you can try and learn spelling after your lesson on the 2 times table aw who's a big grown up girl now :)

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travis1980___ 0

Normal for first-timers, bro. Don't even sweat it.

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schalk 12

viagra will give a young person a heart attack you twit

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synystersolution 0

Better luck next time:)

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synystersolution 0

How do you know? Do you randomly walk up to guy asking them that...?

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goalie001 0

where the he'll is cuspid when you need it!?

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rebelgeneral 0

we've all been there. it's no big deal. just try again.

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Bloeduwedd 0

That's OK, it took my boyfriend and I a few tries before he lost his. Just relax and think about how amazing it's gonna feel. Virginity is overrated!

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