A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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thisisafamily 0

how old are you??

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kallmemattchew 3

thats happened to me. more than once :/ and NO i dont have erectile dysfunction. i DO get lucky sometimes ;) but dude, that sucks :/

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unchained_fml 0

thats odd. you are not normal. have her give u head first mayne. use the foreplay.

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Cosmopeaches 0

OP may have been extremely nervous.... If you have a caring partner, she will understand

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justbecuz123 0

Don't worry OP, happens to me too, more than once. Just gotta relax. You're probably nervous, even if you don't realize it. Also, you just might not be ready yet - just because you WANT to have sex and think you WILL have sex doesn't mean you're mentally prepared to have sex. When it is supposed to happen, it will, trust me. And if your girl cares at all, she will understand.

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im15bitch 0

Hahah my first time I pop wood since the morning to night hahah

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Zmeilerr 22

"I don't have sex cause I can't get it up. I'm just a grouch sittin' on the couch, the world owes me so **** you"

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wewillnotgrowold 0

I was a young boy who had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man.

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cerv08 0

wait till your married yourll regret other wise

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