A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Emmy_m92 0

Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.

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i had a buddy of mine that had the exact same problem. i told him to calm down and realize that the girl isn't expecting you to be amazing your first time. like anything else in life, it takes practice to improve. so go in there, get that first nut out of the way, and it will all be uphill from here. also, maybe have a few drinks to take the edge off, but not enough to get whiskey dick lol. good luck op!

Videl_fml 0

Aww, it's alright. Hopefully the girl was understanding. That happened to my boyfriend during our first time (he was a virgin too), and we worked through it. He was just nervous. Just try to relax and it should be fine. She obviously thinks you're sexy or else she wouldn't want to have sex with you, so don't worry about what you look like; and I'm assuming she knows you're a virgin so she doesn't expect you to be God's gift to women so don't worry too much about what to do. She'll help you out.

the exact same thing happened to me but I was wasted and then the girl went and tried to fool around with my friend haha fml

waiting4u 0

MSI made a song about that 'it must be your face, or it's your body, if it ain't yo body then it must be your face!'

Pipity147 0