Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

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Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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lahp 0

thats what you get for dating 6 year olds....

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.

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RyGuy748 0

34- they could be a ball-chinian?

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Cahhhlay 0

So you're dating Justin Bieber, OP? That's cool.

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xoxoswimmxox 0

^THAT is a win lol

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Petman1325 5

That wouldn't work, because Justin Beiber, as we all know, is a chick. So, either the OP is male, or Justin Beiber is actually male.

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Cahhhlay 0

Ah, one of life's biggest questions. Bieber: Male? Female? Utterly talentless? :o

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xoxoswimmxox 0

I say he is all of the above hahah

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Bloodbathandbeyo 0

anybody here about how he's going through puberty now and can't sing anymore? xD

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SK25Reboo 0

Dammit 61!! Lol, I was gonna say that as I read it, hahah, but yeahup, lmao

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xoxoswimmxox 0

no I didn't 171 but that just made my day...sorta. I'd loke ot ether if his voice got HIGHER if that's possible ahah

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rawrautumnz 7

ive checked. bieber is a male, talented, and very amazing at things we do in YOUR closet.

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texassmile05 0

Aww that poor guy! You deserve it for corrupting his innocence! Haha... Ok, I'm just kidding. How old are you guys, 12? There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, it's great...but how does someone think they're not a virgin anymore after a make-out session? I didn't vote, this is neither an fml or ydi. I stay neutral. 

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JGood09 0

they probably are 12, have you seen half the people on here who look 14 and younger thinking they know what they're talking about

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jplumbob 4

45 Amen to that. My daughter is 19 and is proud to be a virgin. It makes me proud to know that she has her head on straight. She is a beautiful young lady that wants to wait until she knows the time is right.

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The_good_times 0

I'm pretty sure your daughter is not a virgin. Sorry dad.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

I'm 21, so I'm sure there are 19-year-olds who decided not to lose it to some random guy. can't really assume things. I think it's great to be able to focus on education and save the sex for later, like when i'm ready to accept the consequences (STDs / children lack of focus) I actually want to be someone and do something with my life before i'm tied down. (damn iPod killing me with its autocorrect and close keyboard on this app) so the dad could be right. and you don't have to be ugly or messed up in the head to be this old and a virgin, you just have to have a lot of self control and a good head on your shoulder... even a set of goals to accomplish first. u know what happens when we ASSuME... and poor kid, I knew what sex was since I was a little kid... probably sheltered like bus kid...

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cath_1211 5

Lol the best thing about this fml is how everyone is debating about what is considered losing your virginity

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perdix 29

Why are you wasting an hour debating the point when you can spend two minutes making it moot?

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jplumbob 4

Virginity is like a balloon. one little prick and it is all gone.

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medylan 0

most highschool guys lose theirs early gr 9-10

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Petman1325 5

I beg to differ. I'm a Junior, as well as majority of all of my friends, and they have yet to get inside someone's pants other than their own.

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gracieheart 0

well everyone loses theirs @ different times, but most people are smart enough to figure out whether they're virgins or not...

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ZeroMan42 0

HELLO I AM CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE? Date 12 year olds and this WILL happen.

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xoxoswimmxox 0

^hahah also a win. great point.

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xoxoswimmxox 0

er what r u two? 10?

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