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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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tippy_pink89 2

well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

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jjax107 0

if you're not gettin off then tell him...or either find good lover with sexier looks and a bigger dick on the side....your call

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loski87 4

lmao ydi how did you not notice?? you couldn't have been that engrossed in your thoughts.

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RaIeigh 0

Ahaha this one of tha best FMLs ive read in awhile.. #61 - I dunno about that..to do lists are important business..while making one in my head once and walking in to work i actually ran straight into a plant and tha tip of it bent back and swatted my crotch pretty hard..sad part is i was looking straight at tha plant ..

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raithex 0

You totally deserved that. You need to try and enjoy it, because even if it's bad, if you're faking an ****** and thinking of something else, they're gonna notice and be PISSED. So, you did it for not being a team player.

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aardvarkish 16

I just have one question for my Psychology exam tomorrow: WHY?

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okieraider71 4

Why don't you just say "Let me show you what feels good to me....". I have never met a man who does not enjoy watching a woman make herself climax. And he will learn from it. When the two of you have sex and you have 3 or 4 orgasams, you will not be thinking of anything else.

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SpartanGoddess 0

FYL dude why didnt u pay attention... i mean even if ur fakin it u shud be able to feel it unless its jus that small n den i guess ur really F*uckd... cuz den u shud jus break up wit him

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